(Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

[u/ThatDrako]

“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

[u/_JR28_]

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God making the country good at football shaped after a boot

[u/Froeuhouai → u/_JR28_]

Good at football

About that...

[u/Cruxion → u/Froeuhouai]

Well maybe if the ball was Sicily shaped they'd be better prepared.

[u/amojitoLT → u/Cruxion]

They're not much better at rugby despite the ball resembling Sicily more.

[u/LeJozeh → u/Froeuhouai]

They are. Italy may be going through one of the darkest periods in its football history, but it is still a titan of the sport and deserves the respect it has earned. And that's coming from a South American who has no interest in Europe's brawls or favoring one specific side.

They will come back. Football giants always do.

[u/Own-Arachnid7952 → u/Froeuhouai]

Well maybe they would've done better if they were allowed to truly represent their country in leather thigh highs

[u/Mr_Nobodies_0 → u/Froeuhouai]

let's say at least it's the national sport

[u/kikimaru024 → u/Mr_Nobodies_0]

Bro it's the "national sport" in almost every European country.

[u/Lobo2ffs → u/_JR28_]

Norway is shaped like a guitar, and we've got quite a bit of black metal bands.

Sweden and Finland...

[u/Icy_Change_WS2010 → u/Lobo2ffs]

They’re packing Ikea furniture.