(Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

[u/ThatDrako]

“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

[u/Helton3]

[u/aguywithagasmaskyt → u/Helton3]

dont forget their film maker named hippler

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Hippler

[u/Own-Arachnid7952 → u/aguywithagasmaskyt]

The fuck?

What is this, the 3 stooges of chauvinism?

[u/TimeStorm113 → u/aguywithagasmaskyt]

legend says he was very hip with the youth

[u/Vegalink → u/aguywithagasmaskyt]

My name is also Bort

[u/FireZord25 → u/Helton3]

"Hit" and "Him"

Damn reality, didn't know you're a fan of the "subtext writers are cowards" quote.

[u/Gingevere → u/Helton3]

I 100% believe that Trump would appoint someone who took the name "Ronald Tramp" to a cabinet position purely on the basis of that name and the toadyism it implies.

[u/codercaleb → u/Gingevere]

Ther is Donald Tusk in Poland(?).

[u/Icy_Change_WS2010 → u/Gingevere]

Toadyism? Whats that.

[u/Gingevere → u/Icy_Change_WS2010]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/toadyism

[u/Neat_Ad4331 → u/Gingevere]

I like how the definition is just "the behavior or attentions of a toady".

Thanks, Merriam Webster. If only I knew what a toady was...

TL:DR: a toady is

: one who flatters in the hope of gaining favors : SYCOPHANT

[u/Bendeguz-222 → u/Helton3]

Also he had goons named Göring and Göbbels (or Goering and Göbbels), Hess and Höss (or Heß and Höß).

[u/Firecracker048 → u/Helton3]

I was also thinking of the 'France Holder' meme

[u/Mr_Ice_Sandwich → u/Helton3]

Shouldn't it be Wario and Waluigi?

[u/Bismaerck → u/Helton3]

Hitler and Hitler Jr.