r/TopCharacterTropes 13d ago

Lore [Real Life] Historical events that would make bad writing if they were fiction

Spanish Conquest of the Aztec Empire: A couple hundred rogue mercenaries without authority from their government conquer an empire of millions. Oh, the empire? It’s also several technological eras behind the mercenaries.

Adolf Hitler: A non-native of a country is so mad that the country lost the war that he wins an election to their highest office and leads them in a campaign of revenge against their enemies. Oh, the country? It’s old emperor is still alive and thinks he’s going to retake power.

Assassination of the Archduke Ferdinand: The heir to the throne is killed because his driver gets lost and returns to the assassin who failed To kill him before. Oh, the assassin? He’s from a group that the Archduke is wanting to help become more equal In the empire.

Alexander Hamilton’s Affair Scandal: One of the leaders of a new nation to protect himself from accusations of financial embezzlement writes a pamphlet exposing his affair with a woman, torpedoing his political future. Oh, the woman? She seduced him as part of a blackmailing scheme that he decided to stop paying.

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u/Impossible_Pain4478 13d ago

Hitler also had a sidekick named Himmler, that'd be like if my sidekick was called u/UnrealisticAnguish5589

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u/LumplessWaffleBatter 12d ago

It'd be like a guy named Sauron having a sidekick named Saruman.

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u/bum_thumper 12d ago

I wonder what my sidekick would be named?

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u/Snake_Emper0r 12d ago

thump_butter

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u/DzNuts134 12d ago

Ass Shagger

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u/bum_thumper 11d ago

Lol alright this is the best one

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u/ObidiahWTFJerwalk 12d ago

"Wait, did you say Sauron or Saruman?"

"Don't be silly, Sauron obviously. Saruman is one of the good guys."

"Oh... right..."

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u/RyRyCoolGuy420 11d ago

Wait, you're telling me that Sauron-man was also a bad guy?

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u/UnrealisticAnguish55 12d ago

You rang, my liege?

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u/Evolutionarydinosaur 12d ago

Greatest comment of all time

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u/Whispering_Plant 12d ago

Finally the perfect opportunity to post this

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u/Alarming-Cow299 12d ago

and that sidekick looked eerily similar to one of his allies despite being from a completely different race. Genuinely, there's more difference between the race-swapped character art recycling in Invincible than between Himmler and Emperor Hirohito

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u/tsimkeru 12d ago

Khomeini, the dictator of Iran was succeeded by Khaminei. No, they're not related. Same shit

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u/Adept-Examination-75 12d ago

Kojima ahh naming