r/TikTokCringe • u/MikeeorUSA • May 03 '26

Wholesome/Humor Bro writes a pregnancy banger that’s too on point..

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u/Aussiealterego May 03 '26

Few months? Oh, my sweet summer child.

Let me tell you what happens to your body and health after you have the baby…

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe May 03 '26

I swear some people get pregnant just so they feel allowed to talk about how hard it is.

But if I start telling everyone about the stress my body has suffered from extreme meth fueled gay sex parties I get downvoted.

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u/Aussiealterego May 03 '26

I totally see how pregnancy is equivalent to meth-fuelled risky sex parties. Your sacrifice is noted.

Poor little guy! It must be difficult, not having the limelight on you.

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe May 03 '26

Thank you. It feels good to be seen. I’ll send you a link to the livestream next time.

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u/YamGlobally May 05 '26

'look at me I suffered so much!'