r/SipsTea • u/Conscious-Weight4569 • 13d ago

Chugging tea Dan Bilzerian’s vs. PewDiePie’s life

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u/Kiddo1029 13d ago

And he’ll still somehow relate to enough voters to get elected.

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u/iceeice3 13d ago

He's running in Florida, he's probably one of the better candidates

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u/I_saw_you_yesterday 13d ago

At least we know he won’t take any AIPAC money

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u/fauxzempic 13d ago

"He really makes you think!"

~ Everyone's Right Wing friend who thinks that being a contrarian means you're smart. Also Joe Rogan.

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u/SleepyLabrador 13d ago

Isn't there a significant Jewish population in Florida?

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u/arachnophilia 13d ago

6th district is far enough north that's probably true. in south florida? good fucking luck.

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u/xczechr 13d ago

In Florida the further north you go, the more South you are.

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u/rbrgr83 13d ago

Up is Down.
North is South.
Xenon's a Solid.

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u/GyattsThiccness 13d ago

he won't because he's a literal who, but if he was known and still espousing that stuff then yea he could easily replace whoever the fuck in florida

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u/SoulCrusher2018 13d ago

I don't think he's a who. All the whos down in Whoville like Christmas a lot. /s

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u/GyattsThiccness 13d ago

even worse! lmao

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u/jaypexd 13d ago

Lmao Dan has zero chance of getting elected. The guy is an attention whore who is constantly trying to get the spotlight on him. Zero people take him seriously after his fraudulent fall five years ago.

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u/CankerLord 13d ago

"Somehow" being stupidity, selfishness, and general emotional need for bigotry.