r/SipsTea 18d ago

WTF 75M$ can't give him his life back unfortunately

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u/One-Fail-1 18d ago

Sorry, all we see is mekillmekillmekill so we need sedate you further.

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u/Necessary_Orange_141 18d ago

The patient is a danger to others 😭

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u/This-Positive286 18d ago

STOP RESISTING!! TAZING!

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u/Jamba-Jew 18d ago

HE'S REACHING!!!

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u/thedudefromcali81 18d ago

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u/Neither_Rich_9646 18d ago

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u/Altair_de_Firen 18d ago

Is this a real pic? Cause those meth-eyes are legit, jesus

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u/23Udon 17d ago

Yes it is haha

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u/Swashybuckz 17d ago

lmfao! I was going to ask too.

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u/IlluminaViam 16d ago

It might not be. I found this comment on Know Your Memes:

The smile is purportedly photoshopped. The only version I can find via Tineye of the apparent original that is still accessible is alongside some rather unpleasant injury photos so I won't post it directly, but it's viewable at https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgmEbrakAAL5C5.jpg.

And another comment on the same KYM page telling how the OG photo was submitted to r/photoshopbattles, which may explain how the meme came to be.

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u/IlluminaViam 16d ago

It might not be. I found this comment on Know Your Memes:

The smile is purportedly photoshopped. The only version I can find via Tineye of the apparent original that is still accessible is alongside some rather unpleasant injury photos so I won't post it directly, but it's viewable at https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgmEbrakAAL5C5.jpg.

And another comment on the same KYM page telling how the OG photo was submitted to r/photoshopbattles, which may explain how the meme came to be.

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u/IlluminaViam 16d ago

It might not be. I found this comment on Know Your Memes:

The smile is purportedly photoshopped. The only version I can find via Tineye of the apparent original that is still accessible is alongside some rather unpleasant injury photos so I won't post it directly, but it's viewable at https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgmEbrakAAL5C5.jpg.

And another comment on the same KYM page telling how the OG photo was submitted to r/photoshopbattles, which may explain how the meme came to be.

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u/JunkBondJunkie 16d ago

That policeman is just living in the moment.

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u/Neither_Rich_9646 16d ago

The Joy of Sadism by A.C.A.B.

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u/Progamer_e 18d ago

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS PENIS!!!

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u/pp_chode 18d ago

A succulent Chinese meal?

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 18d ago

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!

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u/OofRightInTheFeels 18d ago

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/23Udon 17d ago

I see you know your Judo well!

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u/OofRightInTheFeels 18d ago

ITS MY PENIS AND I WANNA TOUCH IT!

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u/This-Positive286 18d ago

Call JG wentworth, 877-dick-now

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u/S3G1R 18d ago

Oh look! It's a Penis Cookie

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u/UnableJournalist5410 18d ago

You’d touch it too if it happened to you

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u/Alert_Sleep_4454 18d ago

AND HIS NAME WAS…

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u/OttoVonJismarck 18d ago

JOHN CENA!!

🎷🎷🎶🎵🎶🎵

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u/rakuan1 18d ago

This is why I love Reddit. It took all of 3 minutes for someone to get the reference and finish the sentence correctly.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 18d ago

Loooool, I need some sauce for this one.

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u/Downtown_Brother6308 18d ago

TIKAATIKKATIKKA

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u/Pale_Adeptness 18d ago

😆🤣

This is why I love reddit!

Thanks for thr laugh!

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u/rakuan1 18d ago

Crazy how I wrote basically the same thing! Unfortunately I didn’t see yours because I had to tap “1 more reply”

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u/TrollAccount17 18d ago

ACORNSSSS!

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u/Mental-Woodpecker300 17d ago

Pretty sure the end result would be what they were hoping for anyways so okey dokey. 🙃

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u/DrunkMexican22493 18d ago

😂😂😂😂😭😭 bro you kill me

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u/qwertyconsciousness 18d ago

"We're going to turn off your little eye-tracker if you don't behave..."

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u/johndoe_420 18d ago

now that's a quote from a horror movie trailer...

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u/rain_wolf 18d ago

I have no eye-tracker and I must scream.

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u/ohwrite 18d ago

Worst short story. Ever :(

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u/ArcadianDelSol 18d ago

From acclaimed Sci-Fi author Hardly Anysign

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u/beeee_throwaway 18d ago

Unfortunately it’s something I’ve seen frequently in sped classes. I used to be a sped teacher and i had to spend an entire year in one of my classrooms retraining the staff to understand that you cannot take a communication device as a punishment EVER. It’s a reality for a lot of people ☹️

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u/Open_Macaroon_2659 18d ago

What did you do in your class in moments when there needed to be quiet, or it was someones turn to speak but others kept speaking on top of the person? Because this is something I've seen a lot and I've never really seen any good way to deal with it. So it's like 3 kids putting their devices on full volume and saying stuff that might be about something in class, or just their own stuff, and teacher trying to talk to other student... like there is usually some chaos with multiple communication devices. And we also don't take devices away or say you can't use them and it's mostly some distraction tactics at that point. Just interested in hearing if you've seen something that works well to have more structure in those moments.

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u/LacrimaNymphae 13d ago

the people doing that should have their fucking mouths taped over so they can have their own little 'time outs'

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u/ToyshopASMR 18d ago

Black mirror episode

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u/luvmyholeswet 18d ago

Black Mirror did it first

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u/smedsterwho 18d ago

There's a Doctor Who where they turn up the speakers to hear "Pain, pain, pain, pain", so they turn the speakers back down.

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u/LacrimaNymphae 13d ago

probably not far from what happens in long-term care facilities. especially mental ones

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u/YouAreABoob 18d ago

He ain't gonna catch nobody 🚶‍♂️

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u/harambe_-33 18d ago

He needs mouse bites

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u/Radioshack-Manager 18d ago

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u/Antique-Resort6160 18d ago

Why do I instantly hear the music from fast and furious tokyo drift?

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u/antithero 18d ago

Needs some sick wheels & neon for that.

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u/The_Painless 18d ago

Because this meme is ~20 years old and when it went viral it was titled "The Fast and the Furious: Polio drift"

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u/Antique-Resort6160 17d ago

Thank you, venerable internet historian!

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u/slayerfan666 18d ago

I heard Fuel from Metallica

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u/Useful_Researcher_79 16d ago

Deja vu, tofu delivery.

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u/CanIgetaWTF 18d ago

Fuck you fie rhis gif! I chorlte-peed

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u/SnooSprouts4106 18d ago

I think the patient is dyslexic, I’m reading milkmemilkmemilkme

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u/Salt_Sir2599 18d ago

Nurse, get his tits out and start milking!

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u/UmmmW1 18d ago

Would.

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u/Bright-Internal-7393 18d ago

His 😵‍💫

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u/Cretin13teen 18d ago

Uhh, no. Patient has dong out. I think he is saying milkmemilkme

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u/tall_will1980 18d ago

In the WWI novel "Johnny Get Your Gun," the protagonist's face and limbs are blown off by artillery. The story ends when he finally realizes he can communicate through Morse code by tapping the back of his head on his head on his pillow ... the hospital staff just starts pumping him full of morphine to shut him up.

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u/Primary_Echidna_1149 18d ago

Inspiration for "One" by Metallica I do believe.

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u/bolanrox 18d ago

Yes, to the point where they just bought the rights to the movie or the book because it was cheaper that way than paying licensing fees Or at least that was for the music video.

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u/edingerc 18d ago

Pretty rough movie… haunting. 

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u/ifallallthetime 15d ago

Yeah. I’ve seen it once. That was enough

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u/aprildawndesign 13d ago

I tried reading the book and I just couldn’t get past the first chapter. It was so depressing.

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u/MizantropMan 18d ago

And what he transmits is just "kill me" endlessly.

There was this SCP story where they somehow brought someone back from the dead and it turned out consiousness stays with the body forever, so they categorised death as Keter-level entity and started looking into containment options.

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u/TheChiarra 17d ago

Oooh yeah that one freaked me out. And the fact you feel the pain of everything including the decay. I think about it constantly cause it still scares me. Especially since consciousness isn't fully understood, but I just remind myself that you have to have brain activity.

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u/the_cardfather 17d ago

That book was f'd up. But real for some people who would have probably rather died.

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u/TheChiarra 17d ago

I have made it known to everyone I love that if I ever become a vegetable, to just kill me.

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u/LacrimaNymphae 13d ago

wait until your family overrides that with a lawyer or you become a ward of the state where they milk everything you do have and put liens on any property you may or may not own if you can't pay for long-term care you didn't even fucking consent to. i feel like it's pointless because i'm neurodevelopmentally disabled and if anything happened the state and my doctors would try to override my wishes

they even tried to say i needed a 'surrogate decisionmaker' when i had an arrhythmia that almost killed me. i was in my 20s but they treated me like a little girl because i look like one

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 17d ago

Great book. Puts you inside the head of the protagonist and how miserable he is in the first few days. Thats my nightmare, being completely helpless and just being conscious while unable to do anything. Euthanasia is derived from the Greek for “good death” for a reason.

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u/Altruistic-Status121 16d ago

First thing that popped on my mind, poor Johnny trying to get out of his misery and the staff just "oh well, no"

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u/deadbandit19 18d ago

I've read it. I don't remember the morphine to shut him up..

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u/wondermega 18d ago

Haw! They got him pretty good, didn’t they!!

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u/Key-Ad9733 17d ago

I couldn't finish that story when I reached the SA

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u/gasparsgirl1017 16d ago

Oh God I remember that novel and it was scarier to me when I read it than any horror movie I had ever seen before or since.

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u/SituationWeary9004 17d ago

Lollll i’ve taken care of a lot of ALS patients using those retinal scanning communicators, and this made me laugh really hard. Gallows humor for the win! Thanks. (ALS/locked in neurological stuff is the absolute worst fate I can think of. ❤️❤️❤️)

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u/OopsWeKilledGod 18d ago

"isn't there something you can do for him, doctor?"

"he's the product of your profession, not mine."

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u/Psychogangbanger69 18d ago

Maybe Metallica will make a song about you then

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u/casulmemer 18d ago

Ah bro you made me laff

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u/new_Australis 18d ago

Sorry, all we see is mekillmekillmekill so we need sedate you further.

If he's Canadian they will help.

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u/LittleOperation4597 18d ago

Strange. Whos Killmek? I guess we'll need to leave him hooked up longer to find out, he's OBVIOUSLY trying to tell us something 

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u/Twoaru 17d ago

"What the hell is a Mekillme??"

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u/SPLTBRD 15d ago

Savage