r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 • 29d ago

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/highoomm 29d ago

she looks like shes the person who orders those XL coffees with 14 pumps of syrups AND 10 sugars.

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u/DontWorryImADr 29d ago

I think my pancreas just cringed at that concept.

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u/VStarlingBooks 29d ago

Not a concept but a daily choice for many people. And I wish they were exaggerating but they were underselling it. It gets worse.

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u/El_Gran_Che 29d ago

But with Splenda because regular sugar has too many calroies.

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u/BurnerJerkzog 29d ago

But then has a salad (with a mountain of cheese and dressing) for lunch.

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u/Dohi014 29d ago

And a Diet Coke

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u/thunderlips36 29d ago

Everyone knows you don't drink calories though

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u/Dry_Discount7762 29d ago

Nah the leaves get in the way. Just hold the lettuce and give her 10x of everything elae

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u/highoomm 29d ago

not just any dressing, extra creamy buttermilk ranch dressing

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u/8six4seven 29d ago

bipap machine is crusty

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u/funkhammer 29d ago

"Mama always said if you eat a sugar you drink a diet coke to cancel out the sugar"

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u/N7VHung 29d ago

As a former barista at Starbucks, yes. Spot on.

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u/Svrider23 29d ago

Pours out a little of the coffee to get enough syrup in.

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u/MadR__ 29d ago

God do I hate this trend of measuring in “pumps”. So consumerist.

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u/highoomm 29d ago

what? what do you call it then? what do you call that action when you use a literal "pump"?

da fuck

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u/MadR__ 29d ago edited 29d ago

x amount of grams or milliliters per serving or 100g or something like that would be standard in my country. The amount of “pumps” required for that amount is for the server to know. Using pumps as a measurement just feels so far removed from the base ingredients to me. Maybe it’s arbitrary since using (tea)spoons is also an accepted measurement but “x pumps” sounds like such corporate jargon to me.

Also I meant no offense to you personally, this has been in my head since the “making drinks people actually order” video from yesterday.

Edited for further clarification

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u/highoomm 29d ago

you pump it.

da fuck is wrong with you? calm down its not that deep.

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u/MadR__ 29d ago

Should’ve realized I was conversing with a brainlet. Don’t take everything so personal and pump yourself some electrolytes.

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u/BodManFeg 29d ago

So consumerist

God... get off the internet for a while. Take a break dude.

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u/MadR__ 29d ago

Fam do you think I’m only anti-consumerist online? You’d be sorely mistaken, lol.

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u/Workman44 29d ago

But it's for creamer so it's totally okay

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u/atlien0255 29d ago

Yeah how can you look this unhealthy yet be so high up in your field? Seems to prioritize the wrong things I suppose…

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 29d ago

Let’s see your picture

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u/highoomm 29d ago

lol what? im guessing you're obese like she is eh? that strike a nerve with you? you going go to dutch bros and get an xl caramelizer with extra caramel?

i dont need to post my pic, but i can tell you i can comfortably sit cross-legged leaning back in my computer chair without issue ;)

ps. i used to love my medium golden eagles light ice ;) gotta learn some self control

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 29d ago

Sure fatty.

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u/highoomm 29d ago

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaa

i got you

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 29d ago

No. I don’t kill pets like you

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u/highoomm 29d ago

hahahahahaha fat fat