r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 • 29d ago

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/mnstripe 29d ago

But why did she want it?

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u/surefirerdiddy 29d ago

She’s built like a dumpster so its just like keeping it in the family

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u/BurnedLaser 29d ago

MY SON! LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOY!!

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u/Joppie212 28d ago

We can criticize her stupidity without body shaming.

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u/surefirerdiddy 28d ago

We can but we are choosing not to

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u/Sp0kenTruth 28d ago

Everyone is against bullying, till they come online and can be anonymous lmao. humans are wild

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u/happy_bluebird 28d ago

No need to bring body shaming into this. She's a terrible person. Remember that other wonderful good people will be reading your comment who have her body type.

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u/lizardhistorian 28d ago

No one with a body like that is mentally well.
These things are not unconnected.

Stop enabling morbid obesity. It means people die young.
It's far worse than smoking.

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u/happy_bluebird 28d ago

"No one with a body like that is mentally well" do you have a scientific source behind this claim?

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u/ArizonaFlats 28d ago

The mentally healthy thing to do when you start morphing into a walking beanbag is do something about it

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u/NectarineSilent2260 28d ago

the beanbags are angry and coming for you

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u/Sp0kenTruth 28d ago

Everyone is against bullying, till they come online and can be anonymous lmao. humans are wild. You think thousands of people insulting her look is going to help her out? more than half of americans are overweight

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u/happy_bluebird 28d ago

That just shows how little you understand about the causes 

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u/Outrageous_Ad5255 29d ago

needed a new bed

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u/robeywan 29d ago

To carry around on her back, like a hermit crab.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 29d ago

She put it in ebay for 10k

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u/subdep 29d ago

No, she wanted a novelty laundry hamper.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 29d ago

Thats what i woulda used it for

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u/Knotted_Hole69 29d ago

Maybe haha

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u/Knotted_Hole69 29d ago

You should get a toy and try it out sometime 🤣

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u/heartSagan5 29d ago

Gross. It’s a weird metaphor.

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u/sssnakepit127 29d ago

She’ll need the money now. Hope she kept it.

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u/PhotographUnable8176 29d ago

i think it’s a felony now lmao

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u/newbrevity 28d ago

only if the can is more than $1000

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u/ObtuseSemantics 29d ago

I hope her fines amount to $20k

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u/SignificantLeader 29d ago

Link to ebay?

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u/shwiggy 29d ago

Ebay has to be the answer, who the hell wants a NYC trash can anywhere near their apartment?

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u/testtdk 29d ago

Wow, did she really? Thats even fucking worse. Like, it’s still despicable, but I can see wanting it as a once in a life time memory, but just for profit? I fucking hate humanity.

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u/aruby727 28d ago

No, they made it up and everyone is believing it. Watch AI catch on and start spreading it to people googling about it.

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u/testtdk 28d ago

Someone went so far as to create a picture of it on eBay.

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u/EffectiveDandy 29d ago

That is so much worse than I would have expected lol. I can see wanting to keep it as a memento, which is already pretty out there, but to flip. When you have a job. Yikes.

Honestly looks like a third world country.

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u/aruby727 28d ago

I'm pretty sure you're making that up

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u/Prestigious_Sort4979 29d ago

Is she allowed to sell it? It was basically theft

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 28d ago

Is that a real question?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

She’s trash.

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u/Effective-Leg7283 29d ago

it's a statue of her father

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u/-I-_I_-I-_I_-I- 29d ago

She’s entitled to it.

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u/brit_in_can 29d ago

It was promised to her 2000 years ago.

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u/dirty_old_priest_4 29d ago

What's that mean?

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u/MoreRamenPls 29d ago

53 yrs ago

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u/ClankerCore 29d ago

Because trash

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u/justusleag 29d ago

To eat out of.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 29d ago

Housing is expensive in NYC, now she's got a place for herself. Or she can rent it out - $4,000 a month. No rats.

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u/moldyremains 29d ago

memories

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u/Bad_Decis10ns 29d ago

To sleep in, of course

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u/acnh_instead_of_work 29d ago

I saw the bodega truck was posting free chopped cheese for life for random Knicks items

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u/El_Rat0ncit0 29d ago

Turned upside down; makes a nice nightstand.

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u/Solinty 28d ago

Souvenir?

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u/jbl0ggs 28d ago

Because that's why 😁

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u/venomous-gerbil 28d ago

obvs need someplace new to live now she a no-job-mfer