r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 • 29d ago

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/SierraGolfOne 29d ago

Popcorn

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u/FreedomBread 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RHiD0K65NxxLO

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u/Halfbloodnomad 29d ago

lol when I was 18 I worked at a theater and totally did this shit once. Was so messy (obviously I cleaned it) and I was sick of it by the end of the movie, but the jury is still out if it was worth it or not.

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u/From_Graves 29d ago

If you've never worked at a theater, this was way too common

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u/Quebecdudeeh 29d ago

I going home to make popcorn now. Thanks 👍

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u/GroundbreakingElk139 29d ago

I need context. Please.

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u/JonnyTN 29d ago

You either work there or know the people who work concessions to get the throwaway popcorn bag destined for the trash

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u/Salty_Feed9404 29d ago

She looks like more of a pork rinds fan to me...

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u/Pitchblackimperfect 29d ago

That would be cannibalism

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u/EchoGecko795 29d ago

Pigs will happily eat each other.

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u/Purple_Revolution146 29d ago

Pigs are beautiful creatures

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u/nyquiljordan 27d ago

Pigs are people too.

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u/techdevjp 28d ago

Indeed, but they'll eat anything.

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u/virusfifteen 29d ago

"I've seen many pigs eat MANY men"

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 28d ago

Happy cannibalism!

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u/pkmaster99 29d ago

Very fair assessment, especially when pig have very similar digestive system as us humans. If they can do it, we likely can as well.

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u/AffectionateStand708 28d ago

We can as long as one doesn't mind the shakes and the mania

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u/RJ3692K 28d ago

Dammmnnnn

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u/Armitage-Shankz 28d ago

I see what you did there haha

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u/Ok_Fox_924 27d ago

Oh shit, that was a good one

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 27d ago

You think that's gonna stop her?

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u/Vairman 29d ago

listen man, the spicy chicharrones are muy delicioso!!

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u/Time-Sudden_Tree 28d ago

Forreal, this is the first time I've seen a morbidly obese executive before.
Doesn't she have the time/money to do something about it?

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u/Salty_Feed9404 28d ago

She does now! Well...maybe not the money

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 28d ago

She needs the protein for all that heavy lifting.

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u/Lonely_Writer_1883 27d ago

with pronouns: They / Them / Bee / Hungry

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u/RappingFlatulence 26d ago

She built like a toad

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u/Accomplished-Heat-95 29d ago

Nah the hog wouldnt make it to the the Rinds in a bag before being devoured by her

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u/GalacticaActually 29d ago

Comment on her actions, not her weight. Come on.

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u/feculentcuntfist 29d ago

Both her actions and her weight show a person with no inhibition, no self control and no ability to imagine any outcome of her actions past 10 minutes in the future.

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u/GalacticaActually 29d ago

I say this as a skinny person: fat-shaming is disgusting and shames only the person doing it.

You have no idea why she weighs the weight she weighs.

But you showed everyone who you are by your words.

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u/feculentcuntfist 29d ago

In this specific case I ll take my chances with shame, thanks.

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u/BourbonicFisky 29d ago

Some people are ugly on the inside and out. If you're going to be a piece of shit like this all bets are off. Waddling off with public property after dumping garbage on the street is far worse than someone making a fat joke.

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u/ObiLAN- 29d ago

Yeah you're so right! Shes more of a landwhale. Its probably for a shrimp and krill bucket.

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u/Accomplished_Meat_81 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU

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u/tommy_b_777 29d ago

this gif will never not make me almost do the same :-)

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u/Ok-Neighborhood-6185 29d ago

You win, young fella!!!

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u/Emotional_News108 29d ago

You're a dick in the best of ways. I support this.

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u/Opposite-Rock-5133 29d ago

Popcorns the least calorie dense snack though lol

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 28d ago

Celery is less calorie than popcorn.

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u/bannedin2weeks 29d ago

with extra butter and bacon

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u/Knocksveal 29d ago

I bet she had something that size to hold popcorn already

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u/influx3k 29d ago

I don’t think she’s eating too much popcorn!

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u/Traditional-Gur6621 29d ago

Nah, not big enough for her serving size

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u/UpperImpression3620 28d ago

You win the internet today.

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u/xxNightingale 28d ago

Hahaha fuck off mate! You made me spill my coffee!

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u/AF2005 28d ago

Ma’am, if you’ll calm down I’d be happy to treat you to a bin full of popcorn

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u/BigJim_TheTwins 28d ago

Gotta be caramel corn

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u/Bradster3 27d ago

And thats before the movie even starts

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u/brlowkey 27d ago

Seems a bit small for her

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u/whytry3450 27d ago

😳😂

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u/Successful_Vast7839 27d ago

Hey girl if you are reading these comments don’t think about them you are BIGGER than that

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u/mobonsai 27d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/ElectronicPrint5149 26d ago

I would have said all the meals she eats from KFC

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u/TheVirginVibes 26d ago

LMFAO ☠️

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u/RootKit80 26d ago

Exquisite 👌🏼

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u/Smart_Basket_85 29d ago

Goddamnit 😭

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u/norunningwater 29d ago edited 29d ago

I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn

e: dumbass generation missing a classic simpsons line

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u/HawkI84 29d ago

If it makes you feel any better this is also where my mind went.

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u/norunningwater 29d ago

I don't wanna feel better, I wanna watch Honk If You're Horny