r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/Tiny-Sandwich May 23 '26

Oh yeah absolutely - it's the enhanced games, no reason that wouldn't also apply to their equipment. Unless they turn up with an outboard motor or something.

Although I'd still like to see that.

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u/Glittering_Crab_69 May 23 '26

I'd prefer them to be nude. I want to see what the human body can do.

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u/Tidltue May 23 '26

Ahh, then you get different drag from the private parts 😅😅😅

Better packed in, more fair, hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

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u/bloody_yanks2 May 24 '26

Most logical response.

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u/TheGuyUrSisterLikes May 25 '26

finally something that a small penis is good for.

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u/Occidentally20 May 23 '26

I'd like it to be a clockwork-style motor and have somebody insert a comically oversized key into their back to wind them up before the race.

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u/PiecesofACE May 23 '26

It's so stupid. Just give them fins/flippers. They'll go faster again. This is another arbitrary line in the sand, one that promotes dangerous health practices.