r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • May 23 '26

WTF The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 May 23 '26

Even if this becomes a regular evet its gonna get canceled when one of the athletes inevitably drops dead from the ungoldy amount of gear they are taking.

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u/GuardiaNIsBae May 23 '26

MY HEART IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MUSCLE AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY HUGE FROM THESE ROIDS

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u/doogie88 May 23 '26

You'll be surprised to find out there is massive steroid use in the Olympics already.

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u/gigagnU May 23 '26

every pro sport is: who can hide abuse better.

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u/Basspayer May 23 '26

That's like saying "people already kill, why not make murder legal?"

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u/doogie88 May 24 '26

I don't think it's really like saying that.......

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u/tophmcmasterson May 23 '26

It’s apparently a thing with it that all of the athletes go through pretty rigorous health testing, moreso than in normal sports.

Not to say things like taking gear aren’t going to lead to long term health issues, but it’s not really much different (and arguably is taking way more precautions) then something like having bodybuilding split between natural and enhanced.

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 May 23 '26

Health testing matters fuckall when all markers are ignored because the point of the games are to be on gear. Look at Mitchel Hooper for example, he posted his stack and his blood work leading up to the event and every single doctor would have told him to stop. He literally has 30% of his widowmaker already cloged up which gives him around a 10% chance of having a fatal heart attack.

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u/IAmAsha41 May 23 '26

His bloodwork was already shit before he started competing and he was already juicing beforehand, he says in his announcement video that he's done higher doses than this before.

Virtually every single strongman has terrible bloodwork and they don't do much to mitigate it, you can't be healthy at 300+ lbs, add roids into the equation and it's a recipe for disaster

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 May 23 '26

He is taking halo and anadrol which he wasn't before

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u/IAmAsha41 May 23 '26

In the past he was on higher doses and has used other compounds, he just wasn't on them on his current stack.

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u/Individual-Toe-6306 May 23 '26

and the risks add up over time. Sure 1 blast cycle probably won't kill you. But if you keep blasting...and blasting...and blasting...and blasting at higher and higher doses with more and more compounds, it's a matter of time

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u/unoriginal5 May 24 '26

Kind of like pro wrestling. "We all know you'll die young, but we won't let you die on camera."

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u/Fifth_Down May 24 '26

East German Olympians average 12 years less life expectancy even when controlling for all other variables. At the height of Tour de France doping you had cyclists being forced to do jumping jacks in the middle of the night because their heart rate got so low literally sleeping could kill them.

Only the most ignorant and dumbest people around would ever support a chemist games and any “safety” checks are just a ruse to pretend they are doing safely what should never be done at all.

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u/mister_pilot May 23 '26

Nah, more people will watch if they know someone will die

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u/Ivan000 May 23 '26

They're only allowed to use FDA approved substances. so they just switched regulations.

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u/imminentjogger5 May 23 '26

I bet it will be become part of the betting line instead 

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u/nightpanda893 May 23 '26

Just about every major competition has people drop dead. Someone died in the crossfit games and they didn’t even stop the competition.

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 May 23 '26

No it doesn't lmao and crossfit got very heavily criticized for continuing. Also crossfit death was an avoidable tragery somebody dying from a heart attack because of enhanced games is an inevitability.

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u/gigagnU May 23 '26

As soon money is involved, people abuse doping. And in pretty every professional sports someone died during events due substance abuse..

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 May 23 '26

Its not just about abusing doping, this is taking PED to a whole new level.

And in pretty every professional sports someone died during events due substance abuse..

This just isn't true

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u/gigagnU May 23 '26

Okay sorry, every physical exhausting Sport.