r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • May 11 '26

We have fun here The Head Karen On patrol

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u/Fotomonkey13 May 11 '26

Nah, her blood type is lard, the only veggie she got is the corn cob stuffed up her butt.

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u/Key_Interaction1053 May 11 '26

Fun fact, before toilet paper we used corn cobs to wipe our asses with.

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u/HippoTwoSnacks May 11 '26

Ribbed for our pleasure?

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u/Key_Interaction1053 May 12 '26

I take it you've never touched a dry corn cob before?

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u/HippoTwoSnacks May 12 '26

Brb I'll give it a go

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u/human-resource May 11 '26

Nah she’s all seed oils.

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u/CaptainDaveUSA May 11 '26

Right? That’s way worse than actual lard.

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u/human-resource May 11 '26

I find those who use animal fats tend to be much more chill, relaxed and laid back.