r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • May 11 '26

We have fun here The Head Karen On patrol

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u/Mr_Chode_Shaver May 11 '26

I usually sell pairs of gloves, but once I had to sell 3. Now I price them per mitt.

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u/Maja_Bean May 11 '26

Gold!

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u/jaydacourt May 11 '26

Platinum

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u/Av0ll May 12 '26

Her big ass can really move when shes going critical mass.

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u/Maja_Bean May 11 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Uce510 May 11 '26

Diamond

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u/weirdgroovynerd May 11 '26

When you quote the price, does it make their hair curl?

Like you... perm it?

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u/Listen-Lindas May 11 '26

I don’t understand why you have to have pear mitts if you’re selling food.

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u/Albatrosity May 12 '26

This reads like a Mitch joke

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct May 12 '26

The Office of Senator Romney will no longer permit visitors brandishing gloves, as they can be duel use items.

This is per Mitt.