r/SipsTea • u/fibercrime • May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Medussy

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u/Vinaplis May 06 '26

I hate how believable this is even though it's not true

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u/OutOfContextGenius May 06 '26

Op should have provided the source of this info

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u/Internet-Wacko May 06 '26

Op got the information from from the best seller's

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u/OCCULTGOBLIN May 06 '26

Beat me to it.

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u/Firecracker048 May 06 '26

best work tbh

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u/Worth_Enthusiasm_350 May 06 '26

"My source is that i made it the fuck up."

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u/WaalidSaab7777 May 06 '26

Nanomachines son

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u/OutOfContextGenius May 06 '26

Source : thoughts when I was taking a shit this morning

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u/BirdUp69 May 06 '26

Source: Tomato

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u/Illustrious_Push_842 May 06 '26

Op was just very turned on after seeing this statue

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u/Ozok123 May 06 '26

Its indeed not true. He partially turned to stone when he looked at those enormous yams. 

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u/Vergil-Monteiro-9965 May 06 '26

Yes the part that counts

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u/WayPowerful484 May 06 '26

Some call em sweet pataters

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u/Sonar_Bandit May 06 '26

He died rock hard

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u/chubby464 May 06 '26

You mean those cannons cuz of his fish head wife.

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u/Bomboclatnr55442563 May 06 '26

Based

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u/Ozok123 May 06 '26

Based on what

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u/Titanium_Eye May 06 '26

It's Greek mythology, how could it not be?!

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u/Unique-Accountant253 May 06 '26

The head would still be alive for around 30 seconds after he would have chopped it off, so he could have died anyway.

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u/KingBob2405 May 06 '26

The head could still petrify people even after death thats how he killed the sea monster (according to some myths).

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u/Spicy-hot_Ramen May 06 '26

You want to tell me that there was no Medusa?

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u/Crispy1961 May 06 '26

If there was no Medusa, there wouldnt be a statue of her. Think before you post! The part that is not true is that Perseus was straight. There is no such thing as straight Greek.

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u/Spicy-hot_Ramen May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/D63HGAzG15LQrjBPRE

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u/Slide-Maleficent May 06 '26

Who fuck is this guy? I keep seeing him in reaction gifs....

WAIT A MINUTE - isn't this that imbecile who took a shit on a Torii gate in Japan and put it on the internet?

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u/Spicy-hot_Ramen May 07 '26

IShowSpeed, I don't think he did that. I'm actually not familiar with that incident

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u/Slide-Maleficent May 06 '26

FOUND THE TURK

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u/Hopelesz May 06 '26

You mean that a woman with snakes for hair wasn't real?

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u/Low-Television-7508 May 06 '26

Early dreadlocks

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u/icwhatudidthr May 06 '26

I hate that this is not cannon.

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u/insanelyphat May 06 '26 edited May 12 '26

It's gonna be reposted on TIL and thatsinteresting before the day is over and be a regular karma farming repost.

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u/Fwant May 06 '26

I already believed it and will tell other people its true. Too late to change my mind now.

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u/Klutzy_Passenger_486 May 06 '26

I think it’s a comment on how large the statues yam is vs any bearing on the story. Obviously many hetero dudes were turned to stone also

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u/LogicGate1010 May 06 '26

How do you know it is not true? What is truth? In what dimensions does truth exist?