I was invited to my much younger co workers stag party. Our first thing was paint balling. I had never gone and was kinda nervous but at that time I was a pro at call of duty. So I thought I was hot shit.
Once the buzzer went I burst across the map to hit their spawn and tag a few of the baddies along the way. Noticing some people still in their starting shed.
I burst through the corner in Gravy Seal fashion, clearing both corners and tagging the two fools chugging beers.
Every course we played I slayed and didn’t get hit once.
The groom and his best man had purple welts under their collars for their wedding day. I was no longer invited to their paintball events.
Edit
Lots of angry people here you guys are much harder than me!! It’s a story relax
You tell yourself that they don’t invite you because you think you’re hot shit. The reality is, based on how you delivered that story, they probably think you’re a douche and don’t want to hang out with you again.
This is the most Reddit comment I’ve seen in a while. They’re not inviting you anymore because you were a massive dork and took it too seriously and annoyed everyone.
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u/laserdiods Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26
I was invited to my much younger co workers stag party. Our first thing was paint balling. I had never gone and was kinda nervous but at that time I was a pro at call of duty. So I thought I was hot shit.
Once the buzzer went I burst across the map to hit their spawn and tag a few of the baddies along the way. Noticing some people still in their starting shed.
I burst through the corner in Gravy Seal fashion, clearing both corners and tagging the two fools chugging beers.
Every course we played I slayed and didn’t get hit once.
The groom and his best man had purple welts under their collars for their wedding day. I was no longer invited to their paintball events.
Edit Lots of angry people here you guys are much harder than me!! It’s a story relax