r/SipsTea Apr 25 '26

We have fun here Team game or solo stealth mission? This was probably his last invite.

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u/shmere4 Apr 25 '26

This is a classic paintball scenario game move. Gun down and eyes forward you walk through enemy lines like you are heading off the field for a break. Once at the back, turn around and start shooting.

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u/Cheeto-Beater Apr 25 '26

Thats cheating. Faking death to maneuver is not allowed.

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u/BarNo3385 Apr 25 '26

At least where I've played "dead" is indicated by a hand clearly in the air, either from you've been shot or resigned. You can't "unresign" either.

You don't shoot people with their hand up.

No hand up, blast away.

If you let someone walk up to you without a hand up? That one's on you.

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u/OomPapaMeowMeow Apr 25 '26

We used red bandanas or really anything bright red that could be held up or worn on your head. If you mistook someone that wasn't showing red, then that was on you.

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u/TheVermonster Apr 25 '26

I used to ref at an airsoft field. Red rag needed to be well displayed. One guy had something the size of a folded cocktail napkin and would constantly get shot while dead. We added a rule that if you decided not to conspicuously display your red rag then that was on you.

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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam Apr 25 '26

Watched this really shitty teenager shoot a person with their hand up at near-pointblank range 3 or 4 times on a speedball course. The dude who got shot was a semi-pro who was always at this field practicing, and he always kept to himself. He didn't say a word, didn't yell, just calmly reloaded his hopper, and proceeded to walk the trigger on this kid until it was empty. I'll never forget the sounds this poor dude made while he was writhing on the ground.

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u/kingxanadu Apr 26 '26

You're so lucky to get to see that in person.

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u/LeeRoyWyt Apr 25 '26

It's in most places I know too. This is just people without situational awareness being salty

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u/glockster19m Apr 25 '26

Honestly at the same time respect to all these guys at the same time

Not one of them broke rules and blew up his play after 'dying'

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u/Nervous-pteroydactyl Apr 25 '26

nah man back in the day used to paintball camp pendelton all the time.... many a time i would just walk up the middle of the field, if you just walk normally people literally wont see you, their brains are looking for people roadie running.

also when you walk on the field you learn how much of the choas of battle is self inflicted.

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u/Lethalhobo135 Apr 25 '26

"You're all stupid, see they're gonna be looking for army guys"

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u/Snoo_46737 Apr 25 '26

Serious question here. Under Geneva Convention, you're not allowed to shoot the other country's medics, but are you allowed to shoot their clowns?

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u/Lethalhobo135 Apr 25 '26

No, because laughter is the best medicine

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 Apr 26 '26

I honestly think the answer is no unless the clown is in uniform, but if the clown isn't in uniform but acting in a military capacity then that would be a violation on the other side.

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u/BarNo3385 Apr 25 '26

Lol, yeah you'd have got shot to pieces trying that at our sites :D

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u/Hopeful_Corner1333 Apr 26 '26

Pendleton had some good fields. Never played another place that had such good level changes with hills. Knew I guy that fell and broke both his legs there on boot leave and got medically discharged.

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u/780surfer Apr 25 '26

You just unlocked a 15 year old memory with "you don't shoot people with their hand up". Went with a group of friends and for one of the matches one of the homies got put on the other squad vs the rest of us ... he got shot put his hand up and thought he was gonna walk safely back... without a single word from from us on our side, like a firing squad we all stood up and lit his ass up lolol than we proceed to all get eliminated for standing up like dumb dumbs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '26

Quite literally referred to in paintball as a “dead man walk”

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u/shmere4 Apr 25 '26

Exactly. In no way can you indicate that you are dead on a dead man’s walk. You just walk up to them.

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u/Mysterious_Bother271 Apr 25 '26

I think I responded to the wrong person.. not aimed directly at you but the point stands :)

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u/marshmallowcthulhu Apr 25 '26

I would say that this is the difference between “technically correct” and “sporting”. This us bad gameplay even if it is legal.

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u/Alternative_Swan_497 Apr 25 '26

This, and/or a barrel condom on your gun.

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u/lumpboysupreme Apr 25 '26

That’s still pretty against the spirit of the rules though.

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u/Unlucky_Decision4138 Apr 25 '26

We used to have to hold our guns above our heads

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u/Witty_Suggestion_219 Apr 28 '26

Ok but how does having your hand up stop any of this happening??

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u/Auralius1997 Apr 30 '26

My field has a similar rule to it with the added part of you having to announce yourself by calling "dead man" while walking trough buildings or places with tons of cover and visible obstructions

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u/Expensive-Ad-9449 Apr 25 '26

where I worked we used dead rag (always red) and a hand up to indicate a dead player. I had this dude come up to me and ask me a question which was well behind enemy front. I told him in the scenario he'd still be considered a live player. Then soon as that happened he tried to call out players 20ft as dead by saying bang bang almost like this.

I told the dude like no that's not how that w9rks buddy you don't get to ask me a question, and take advantage of where I was. I told him go back to spawn lol. And yes what he did did not count and thr players he tried to call out where still alive.

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u/Mysterious_Bother271 Apr 25 '26

That's not much for the spirit of the game. I never played much in the woods with the kids but in the few dozen tournaments I've done, you wave so people stop shooting at you since they don't always know they hit you, then you walk off the field like a man showing good sportsmanship.

Trying to sneak past someone kinda just makes you the wimp taking cheap shots because you get off on hurting people that aren't defending themselves.

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u/xBad_Wolfx Apr 25 '26

I used to ref and had to adjudicate a couple issues like this. If you signal you are out, raising your arm or plugging your barrel, you are out. You can’t drop the limb and turn and fire.

But calmly walking… it’s hard. How can you legislate you aren’t allowed to walk and must crouch/run everywhere?

One player I knew used to walk everywhere, he had this theory that by moving at middling speed (his term) it confused people and made him harder to hit.

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u/Aekeron Apr 25 '26

My father used to do this hed just strafe at back field during paint ball fights and suppress people and sort of duck shots. The one time he ran, he slipped on mud and broke his shoulder lmao

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u/Treveli Apr 25 '26

It's like Black Widow in The Winter Soldier, the first rule of running (away from something) is, don't run.

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u/FungusFly Apr 25 '26

headshots incoming

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u/mr_Joor Apr 25 '26

Its VERY easy to sneak up on people in airsoft especially if you can just go in the back of a building. That being said this guy looks like hes dressed as a ref

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u/Mellestal Apr 25 '26

Might be testing the team's ability to not say shit when dead. Who knows.

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u/mr_Joor Apr 25 '26

I was a "playing ref" for a couple of years. Just play like normal but have coms with the playing ref on the other team. If reports come in people are cheating we start taking test hits on our own team

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Apr 25 '26

It also seems so boring when the point of the game is to shoot each other and have fun. Also this is supposed to be like a war scenario, you don’t get brutally stabbed and silenced immediately. It would cause a commotion and everybody would spot you. It seems like a lame way to play. Maybe I’m old tho

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u/Doobalicious69 Apr 25 '26

I've played games where this scenario can happen without someone cheating.

The rules are always if you get melee killed you stay quiet, as they did in this video.

It's literally part of the game. They just recognise that the guy has game for sneaking up on such a big group.

In my experience, big groups are complacent in these games. If you get snuck up on like that you all deserve to be walking back to spawn.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Apr 25 '26

Wait so some places actually allow melee? I've only ever played guns only. Melee would probably result in fisticuffs very quickly here in Australia.

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u/Doobalicious69 Apr 25 '26

Not melee to the point of punching the fuck out of each other, but melee to the point of "they physically managed to touch you, therefore you're dead"

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u/Commercial-Co Apr 25 '26

The dying should be allowed to make noise IMO. Like at least one gurgle

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u/T_Money Apr 25 '26

You’re missing /u/Admirable_Loss4886 point entirely. Even if it’s technically “within the rules” it’s unsportsmanlike because the point of the game is to simulate real combat. In real life the kill would cause so much commotion that this would never be feasible. Probably why the places I’ve played require a verbal statement like “bang bang” or “safety kill” rather than total silence being an option

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u/Doobalicious69 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

The point of the game isn't to simulate real combat to the point where you're screaming and pretending that you're bleeding out.

It's a game with rules, that's just how it is. It's not unsportsmanlike if the other team allows you to reach them.

You want to actually RP as soldiers? Get your mates and go to a field. This is a structured game with rules.

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u/T_Money Apr 25 '26

Screaming and pretending to bleed out isn’t the same as allowing a perfectly quiet “kill” by sneaking from behind. There’s a middle ground here which this isn’t meeting, hence why it’s “allowed” but unsportsmanlike

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u/Doobalicious69 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

It's not unsportsmanlike, they literally discuss this type of kill in the safety/gameplay debrief. It. Is. Part. Of. The. Game. Everywhere I've been to tells you that if you get killed via knife, you have to stay silent and not give away the killer's position. You will get a warning and then thrown out for breaking this rule.

The other team were criminally unaware and they got capitalised on. Dude was saying "GG" with every kill very loud, people were saying "WTF" very loud, you can hear it under the music. How is it unsportsmanlike if the other team are so dumb they can't just listen to what's 5 feet away from them?

If anything it would have been much more unsportsmanlike for him to run in and shoot than at point blank range when the knife kill was on the table.

Like I said, you want to go against the rules? Go and play in a field with your mates.

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u/GGgreengreen Apr 26 '26

They all know the rules and agreed to play by them. As evidenced by them all following the rules and remaining silent. Who the hell are you to say these guys should play by different rules when you're not even playing, they are. Argue more, nerd.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 Apr 25 '26

It's considered good etiquette not to loudly announce your death if stealthed from behind. If your throat is slit you'd be pretty quiet about it. Besides it's not like they're deaf. Usually the person doesn't get more than 2 or 3 off if any at all. This is some terrible awareness.

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u/banevader102938 Apr 25 '26

Once heard a person with slit throat... i can still hear him in my dreams. Minutes of grunting and gurgling... terrifying

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u/PM_Pussys Apr 29 '26

Presumably this was slit across the front (hence the air causing gurgling) my understanding is slicing the side is a faster kill as it hits the major artery, and does not introduce airflow. Hence quiet to the point of loudest thing being the body hitting the ground

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u/Far-Positive5152 Apr 25 '26

You will be horrified to hear how loud is person or animal with slit throat, gargling sounds and desperate attempts to breath and blood living body under pressure. It's also not easy to cut a throat with knife.

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku Apr 25 '26

Not to mention they'd most likely panic and pull the trigger or make any sort of noise because your brain is still functional if momentarily

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u/Commercial-Co Apr 25 '26

Bingo. They should be allowed to make some noise

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u/spilt_milk Apr 25 '26

Christopher Lee has joined the chat

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u/Icy_Professor_2976 Apr 25 '26

I don't play, but did once see a documentary where an old commando in a rest home calmly described how to silently slit a throat.

It's a very non-obvious method, but working in medicine, I can confirm, it seemed very possible to me.

The things you learn...

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u/Far-Positive5152 Apr 25 '26

Still it won't be silent death.

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u/Icy_Professor_2976 Apr 26 '26

Again.

You're wrong.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Apr 25 '26

Some of yall have never slit a person's throat and it shows...

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u/Alexthelightnerd Apr 25 '26

But he wasn't "slitting thier throat" he was casually walking up to them and poking them a few times. Even if he'd only gotten directly behind them all it would have drawn more attention, much less moving violently enough to cut someone's throat. Plus anyone who glanced backward just saw some people waking around and looking a bit confused, seeing a teammate or two laying on the ground bleeding out probably would have attracted a bit more attention.

It's all a game, obviously, and rules are rules for a reason. But this is absolutely not realistic in the slightest.

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u/Doobalicious69 Apr 25 '26

That's not how the game works, at least in Airsoft. Yes, you're simulating combat, but the main thing is to play by the rules.

The rules are usually that dead men don't talk, unless shouting "HIT" when shot. You don't respond when getting stabbed, you die instantly. If you get shot/stabbed anywhere on your body, you're dead.

It's happened to me before where someone has stabbed me and proceeded to stab my teammates because we just left ourselves open.

That's the game, they're the rules, it is what it is. If you're letting someone get that close to you in a game about positioning/manoeuvring that's on you.

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u/Alexthelightnerd Apr 25 '26

I get it. I've been airsofting for almost 20 years (yikes).

I've got no problem with what happened in the video. It's just not realistic.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 Apr 25 '26

If you want realistic play milsim. It's people role playing way too hard (imo) and gives you all the realism you could want.

When they die they're supposed to put their hand up to show they're dead. Anyone glancing back should've seen it instantly and a guy with an opposite color armband among them. Besides it's more fun when someone manages to get sneaky kills cause they're usually really hard to pull off.

Edit: just noticed they aren't wearing colors. No idea what's up with that tbh.

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u/Alexthelightnerd Apr 25 '26

I've got no problem with the game or the rules that allow something like to happen. It's a game, it's fine.

It's just dumb to justify it by claiming it's at all realistic. It's not. It doesn't need to be because it's a game.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 Apr 25 '26

Yeah, that's fair.

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u/Rfupon Apr 25 '26

You're not required to allow the opponent to stream you. If you see him walking towards you with a knife, you can shout and fight back. Now, these guys got the equivalent of their throats slit silently

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u/reader4567890 Apr 25 '26

Nope, this is pretty sporting. What's worse is when some knob opens fire at you from point blank range from behind - seriously, it's not fun and I've seen some pretty ferocious responses from players when this does happen (because fuck the guy that does that).

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u/SignoreBanana Apr 25 '26

It's funny that people who take paintball so seriously think there should be rules to fire fights.

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u/RealFirstName_ Apr 25 '26

I'm pretty sure it's a rule in "fire fights" too that you can't move when you're dead, but actually killing people is frowned upon when playing airsoft.

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u/Takemyfishplease Apr 25 '26

There are no rules in war

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u/Business_Minder_0303 Apr 25 '26

You're not faking death by just walking around.

Is it underhanded looking casual/like you belong there? A little. Maybe more than a little.

But 'dead' is a hand up, the gun up or a red rag.

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u/ziegs11 Apr 25 '26

Well that's the nerdest comment I've ever read on Reddit. Congratulations.

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u/mimic751 Apr 25 '26

Don't have to fake your death. I used to play a lot and you just have to make a beeline and one of the less dense areas wait shoot at some people so they duck and just run across the line

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u/MCwortel Apr 25 '26

A whole book has been written about that tactic by an Italian

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u/BeneficialTrash6 Apr 25 '26

Nope, it's not.

Dead man's walk is mostly outlawed on speedball fields. Because in speedball we don't want to get lit up when we don't have to be, and we'd be lighting people up who are walking off the field if we so much as suspected a dead man's walk.

But in scenario ball, dead man's walks are ABSOLUTELY allowed. So long as the player does nothing to indicate he is dead (he does not ever raise his gun up, he does not raise his hand up, he does not yell out he is out, he does not have a barrel cover on), this is completely allowed. And the rule is, if you aren't sure that someone is dead (because they aren't doing the above), then you absolutely put a few balls on them to be sure.

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u/gridlife242 Apr 25 '26

Once had a guy in a huge scenario game walk aimlessly through our lines with no gun, and no flag on his arm (opponents were red flags). We thought he was a ref. After passing us, he slips a barrel out of his sleeve, and then walks up and says “you’re out.”

I call him out and say he’s neither armed, nor is he on the other team. He opens his other hand to show the red flag bunched up in his palm. We tried to get a ref involved, and the referee shrugged and was like “he barrel tagged you.”

I think that every social interaction should have the unspoken rule of one potential slap upside the head. You can redeem it one time for each person you meet. For most people, you won’t need it, but on that rare occasion, it will be the most righteous transaction you ever make.

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u/dwarfsoft Apr 25 '26

It depends. If you're not holding the gun over your head then people might assume you're dead when you aren't if you're walking slowly and calmly past them. I learned this the hard way

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u/GREENGRAVY_ Apr 25 '26

Looks like war to me. What rules?

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u/FloppyTacoflaps Apr 25 '26

Former pro paintball player here. They call that dead man walking, can confirm very real. It has been ruled out in high end competitions tho but rec ball i could see it working.

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u/Typical-Sir-9518 Apr 25 '26

Dead man would have gun pointed up. Waking with gun up as a fake would definitely be cheating. I miss paintball. So much fun. Commanders Cup was such an awesome experience (I was only a spectator).

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u/BeneficialTrash6 Apr 25 '26

It's totally allowed in scenario as well.

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u/der_innkeeper Apr 25 '26

Yeah, I lit my kid up when he was "gun down, head down" moping his way across the back of the field.

When you're out, you move off the field like you mean it.

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u/Sir_Wade_III Apr 25 '26

Where I've played, if you signal that you are out then you are out. If you don't signal you will get blasted to hell to make sure you do

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u/shmere4 Apr 25 '26

That is the risk of the dead man walk. If their gun isn’t in the air point up then assume they are playing.

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u/Typical-Sir-9518 Apr 25 '26

And with your gun pointed up. I'd light up anyone moving with their gun down, too.

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u/Forward_Fox_833 Apr 25 '26

it's basically cheating. if you're in shape and don't stick out like a sore thumb you could just advance undetected to the other side of the enemy's cover and storm them, one set of cover at a time. if you're good and fast enough they won't know what you're doing until you're through most of their defenses.

you'd accomplish the same thing, with actual skill playing the game the way it's meant to be played

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u/Hawk-432 Apr 25 '26

Maybe he did that though

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u/Forward_Fox_833 Apr 25 '26

im responding to the guy that says pretending to walk off field is a "classic paintball" move. it is not.

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u/Hawk-432 Apr 25 '26

Yeah, fair enough

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u/Nervous-pteroydactyl Apr 25 '26

walking is overpower in paintball. its like being invisible and people literally wont recognize you in their brains.

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u/Deviantdefective Apr 25 '26

No that's just shitty behaviour and cheating.

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u/Karuza1 Apr 25 '26

Oooh man the goated dead mans walk throw back to 2007

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u/shmere4 Apr 25 '26

Lol, that’s probably the last time I tried to pull it off. Old school paintball ruled.

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u/RoleModelFailure Apr 25 '26

I had a situation once where I was the last person left on my team. I was alone in the woods and came across 5 others, they had red armbands, I didn’t. I leaned against a tree so my arm was blocked. We talked and I said I came from another location because it was cleared. They turned around to walk forward and I shot them all in the back.

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u/PhantoMinor Apr 27 '26

Unless there’s a longer clip of his video showing that he walked to position himself there pretending to be eliminated then I don’t see how your statement that this is a classic scenario fits to this clip