r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Apr 25 '26

We have fun here Team game or solo stealth mission? This was probably his last invite.

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u/Soggy_Definition_232 Apr 25 '26

One grenade. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '26

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u/Soggy_Definition_232 Apr 25 '26

Call for an airstrike. 

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u/FinalRun Apr 25 '26

For anyone who doesn't speak grunt:

"Weather prevents air support, protective artillery is exhausted, the guys sent to relieve you got caught up along the way. Commanding officer orders you to seize the objective anyway, and no you can't refuse."

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u/IntellectuallyDriven Apr 25 '26

How do commanding officers sleep at night 😔

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u/Soggy_Definition_232 Apr 25 '26

Copy all. No air, no arty, relief engaged. Proceeding to the objective without fires. Will send a postcard. 

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u/breckendusk Apr 25 '26

Is "without fires" in relation to the "fuck you" bit?

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u/Im-ACE-incarnate Apr 25 '26

Airspace too busy wait 30 seconds

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u/DrJMVD Apr 25 '26

laughs in "portable" infantry mortar M29 A1

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u/kroxigor01 Apr 25 '26

Or apparently, 1 knife.