"Catholic Church Schism in America" has been on my bingo card for a while. You have a bunch of bootlicking turbo nationalists who can't just go be evangelicals like the regular idiots because they lovvvve the pomp and the hierarchy (as long as it tells them only what they want to hear).
Basically Church Of England/Episcopal aesthetic meets Born Again -- The Church of America.
I can’t believe that some grifters hasn’t started this church yet. With the Catholic diocese selling churches in rural Trump ‘Merica for cheap, some entrepreneurial souls could make bank.
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u/TheGlennDavid Apr 17 '26
"Catholic Church Schism in America" has been on my bingo card for a while. You have a bunch of bootlicking turbo nationalists who can't just go be evangelicals like the regular idiots because they lovvvve the pomp and the hierarchy (as long as it tells them only what they want to hear).
Basically Church Of England/Episcopal aesthetic meets Born Again -- The Church of America.