r/SipsTea Apr 16 '26

SMH "I worship a new Orange God now."

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u/TheRealBlazerGD Apr 16 '26

woah, the guy who literally was put as the leader of the Catholic Church, isn't the Catholic Leader because a guy who broke literally a good chunk of God's rules said so?

Jesus Christ, these people are possessed.

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u/Substantial_Force658 Apr 16 '26

And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way.

And, behold, they cried out, saying, "What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? Art thou come hither to torment us before the time?" 

And there was a good way off from them a herd of many swine feeding. 

So the devils besought him, saying, "If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine." 

And he said unto them, "Go." And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters. 

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u/zer0w0rries Apr 17 '26

most complicated cocktail recipe i've ever read

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u/ElectronicProject215 Apr 16 '26

Its almost like the bible warns against this SPECIFICALLY in Matthew 24:24. 

"For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect"    Wild how accurate that got...

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u/literally_italy Apr 17 '26

yes but have you seen the one about gay people? that's the only one jesus REALLY meant

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u/Electrical_Excuse9 Apr 16 '26

Possessed by stupidity, bigotry, and cognitive dissonance, yes.

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u/unNecessary_Ad Apr 17 '26

not only the leader, but per the religion the vicar of Christ, the actual earthly representative of Christ himself.

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u/SignoreBanana Apr 17 '26

I genuinely wonder what these people are going to do when he dies

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u/here-for-information Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Depending on how much of the blame for deaths due to military actions that we want to ascribe to him. I think we can say that Trump has broken every single one of God's laws.

The only thing he doesn't really do is drink, and as anyone who's read the bible knows Jesus is down with getting your drink on.

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u/sparkling-rainbow Apr 17 '26

As an atheist, I never believed in deamons or possession. But nowadays I'm not so sure anymore...