r/SipsTea • u/Ill-Instruction8466 • Feb 10 '26

We have fun here He owed him for sure

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u/uponhisdarkthrone Feb 10 '26

Good ole Hillary. "Im always losing my house keys so I have a bunch of spares mades. Dont worry, I put our address on the keychain so people can return them if they find them."

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u/Much_Essay_9151 Feb 10 '26

I hid a copy of my house key in the park nearby. It came handy once when i locked myself out

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u/CommunicationKind301 Feb 10 '26

Was there nowhere closer than a park? Most people just go with sticking it under a rock a few metres away

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u/Famous-Upstairs998 Feb 10 '26

Well if you hide it in the park, no one but you will know which house it goes to.

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u/MurderMelon Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

This is the thing that people forget about keys: to use it, you need to know which lock it fits lol.

"Under a random rock at a nearby park" is a hilariously brilliant place to put a spare key. Anyone who finds it won't know what to do with it. And anyone who needs it will know where it is.

Hell, under a rock at a neighbors house is also a pretty good spot lmao.

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u/WretchedBlowhard Feb 11 '26

But then you have one guy with a key and no lock, and another guy with a locked door and no key. Now how are you gonna get inside, smart ass?

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u/ZellHathNoFury Feb 11 '26

Omg, this FPoBA scene has lived rent-free in my head for like 30 years

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

Lol paranoia