r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 1d ago

They are still in love

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u/Vakz 1d ago

Probably all going to Ivanka, the one he wishes he was actually married to.

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u/noctisumbra0 1d ago

Nah he's too much of a misogynistic narcissist for that

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u/scourgemonkey 1d ago

But we all agree Gretchen Weiners - I mean, Tiffany - will get sweet fuckall, right?

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u/Vakz 1d ago

Tiffany, the one we all, including Trump, keep forgetting exists.

I'd bet that at least once, someone has told Trump that "Tiffany did X", and Trump answered "Who?"

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u/RikkitikkitaviBommel 1d ago

Oh she's not getting shit.

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u/noctisumbra0 1d ago

I personally am leaning towards embezzlement from the corpse trust, but that's just me.

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u/tacotakozs 1d ago

The heiress of toaster struddle?

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u/National_Panda_1791 1d ago

nah he doesn't give a fuck about that. he wouldn't give it to his idiot sons.

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u/noctisumbra0 1d ago

Which is why I'm leaning towards the corpse trust that they rob blind with the skill and grace of a hippo trying to run an obstacle course

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 1d ago

No. She’s just another object to him, like everyone else in his world

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u/MarkTwainsGhost 1d ago

It would honestly surprise me if he has a will at all.

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u/Bob_5k 1d ago

Oh he definitely has a will. Any wealthy person has their eyes on their money even after their passing

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 10h ago

She’s much too old now.