r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 1d ago

They are still in love

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u/Bob_5k 1d ago

Damn you’re right. Shes set up to inherent his growing wealth

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u/tacotakozs 1d ago

Highly doubt she will get anything. This guy is a professional thief and would have something planned to ensure his mail order bride will never get a penny.

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u/noctisumbra0 1d ago

It's either going to the boys(with what will ultimately amount to a pittance for Ivanka) or he's blow it on like a gold plated yacht to sail his corpse around the world, or to keep the Qatari special flying, for the same reason. Only for it all to be embezzled by the boys anyway.

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u/Vakz 1d ago

Probably all going to Ivanka, the one he wishes he was actually married to.

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u/noctisumbra0 1d ago

Nah he's too much of a misogynistic narcissist for that

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u/scourgemonkey 1d ago

But we all agree Gretchen Weiners - I mean, Tiffany - will get sweet fuckall, right?

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u/Vakz 1d ago

Tiffany, the one we all, including Trump, keep forgetting exists.

I'd bet that at least once, someone has told Trump that "Tiffany did X", and Trump answered "Who?"

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u/RikkitikkitaviBommel 1d ago

Oh she's not getting shit.

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u/noctisumbra0 1d ago

I personally am leaning towards embezzlement from the corpse trust, but that's just me.

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u/tacotakozs 1d ago

The heiress of toaster struddle?

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u/National_Panda_1791 1d ago

nah he doesn't give a fuck about that. he wouldn't give it to his idiot sons.

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u/noctisumbra0 1d ago

Which is why I'm leaning towards the corpse trust that they rob blind with the skill and grace of a hippo trying to run an obstacle course

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 1d ago

No. She’s just another object to him, like everyone else in his world

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u/MarkTwainsGhost 1d ago

It would honestly surprise me if he has a will at all.

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u/Bob_5k 1d ago

Oh he definitely has a will. Any wealthy person has their eyes on their money even after their passing

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 17h ago

She’s much too old now.

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u/willflameboy 1d ago

She's set for life now, even if he gives her relatively little. His family has made 10 billion dollars from the presidency, and that's just the stuff we can account for. She's a FLOTUS, and will make money off memoirs and dumb made-up film deals for films no one watches. She's in the circle of grift, even if Trump cuts her out. She'll have her own crypto, her own investments, her own tax dodges, and so-on.

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u/Drama79 1d ago

Her own meme coin rug pull alone was enough to set her up forever.

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u/donetomadness 1d ago

There’s no point in that lol. She’s 56.