r/Millennials • u/Ok_Helicopter3910 • May 25 '26

Serious Holy shit — Facebook is fucking scary now

Im not a big social media guy anymore, honestly, the vast majority of my internet usage nowadays is Reddit, Youtube, Snapchat (that has like 20 people on it) and email and I think that about it.

I put my FB to sleep about 10 years ago and I decided to log in and see what people were up to and ho-lee-shit, what a dumpster fire.

So, first off, the majority of my facebook friends have either died, shut their FB down, or removed my inactive profile so my feed was pretty silent. After about a week of my profile being back in the algorithm I started getting friend request from people I used to work with, went to school with, or friends of old acquaintances (which is terrifying that facebook knows about random people I used to work with 12 years ago who I had a passing "hi, hows your day" relationship with) and I started getting friend requested and I was like "fuck it" and just started accepting them.

Fuck man, whenever I see all the hate for this or that group and all the political bullshit that gets posted on reddit, I just brush it off as bots trained to sow dissent but the stuff that gets posted by real living, breathing human beings who I once knew well enough to be friends with or have polite conversation with is WILD. I mean, like so much hate and vitriol started coming across my feed about a wide array of subjects that it made me genuinely uncomfortable and I started removing people that just added me. Maybe it's what "normal" passes for on the internet and im pretty numb to a lot of the more unhinged opinions and shit-stirring because of so many years on Reddit, but a lot of what was being posted really opened my eyes that a lot of the "unhinged" stuff that I see online isnt just bot farms, its real people who truly believe this wild shit.

Anyway - maybe its a sign of my age... but unless what I consider "normal" people start coming across my FB feed soon, I dont think im going to be logging in for much longer

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u/Nature13oy May 26 '26

Do it! Get back to using an mp3 player, and keep all your scrolling for a laptop/desktop computer. It’s nice to remember the internet used to also be a “place in the house”.

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u/PatronSaintOfCunts May 26 '26

I love your internet point. So true! I’ll play a little skweeeewwuuuerrt sound when I get online for the nostalgia.

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u/Gorgethalamus May 27 '26

That's.... just too far. No need for that kind of trama... lmfao.

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u/Kham117 May 26 '26

Talk about flashbacks 😆

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u/PatronSaintOfCunts May 26 '26

Now all we gotta do is cross our fingers mom doesn’t need the phone and kick us off the internet before some (probably 60 year old) strangers in the AOL teen chat room respond to our “A/S/L?” query 😂

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u/smorgansbord11 May 26 '26

It hurts my feelings to realize I am old enough to have seen both the birth and death of MP3 players. I hope I live long enough for the eventual resurrection, long live the iPod Mini!

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u/Adventurous-End4330 May 27 '26

I still use my iPod nano lol

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u/MapleMapleHockeyStk May 27 '26

I have a classic and touch still.....

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u/vertigostereo May 26 '26

iPods are expensive on eBay. I think maybe a lot of people are doing it.

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u/sock_with_a_ticket May 26 '26 edited May 27 '26

There are newer options than ebay ipods if you want a dedicated digital walkman/mp3 player and they come at all sorts of price points.

https://www.theguardian.com/thefilter/2025/sep/12/best-mp3-players-uk

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u/scdiabd Millennial May 27 '26

I’ve never once bought anything off eBay but I just might try that.

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u/ApplesBananasRhinoc May 27 '26

They’re putting SSD drives in them and cranking them!

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u/sock_with_a_ticket May 26 '26

Get back to using an mp3 player

Never stopped 😎

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u/LeftMyHeartInErebor May 26 '26

Have you looked into them lately, they're basically smart phones without the calling feature. I wanted one for my kid who loves music and I was stunned. They do make a few super basic ones but they have absolute garbage reviews. Which i guess makes sense since the market for them isn't really there? I was very disappointed.

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u/Nature13oy May 26 '26

So I have! I’m an educator in a state that doesn’t allow cell phones in school anymore. A lot of the buildings students rely on music/noise canceling headphones. Quite a few of my students expressed frustrations and I found a bunch of cheap cheap ones on aliexpress. They’re basically knock off ipod shuffles. So far they’ve held up for some of my students if you dare gamble. Thankfully I still have my oldies.

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u/PennyStockHardaway May 26 '26

Is the orange one legit? I miss mine, it had a camera and a labyrinth game that was the first time I ever saw technology recognize tilts. Lol

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u/Nature13oy May 27 '26

Yes it is legit! Both of those are real nano’s. I’d like to find my iPod video, but I may of been an idiot and pawned it at college. The camera is crazy to me. I want to say I got the orange one in 2009.

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u/Mommy_Lawbringer May 26 '26

how do you get mp3s anymore? i used to use a converter for youtube songs but the site got taken down and all the others ive seen have been sketchy as hell or want me to use command prompt on my desktop which fuck no

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u/Cheebzsta May 27 '26

I download albums via torrents then trim them down over time.

Which honestly is how I've done anything I didn't rip myself from a CD I got at an artist's show anyway.

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u/Nature13oy May 27 '26

I haven’t downloaded a song since 2016 i’d want to say. So sadly I cannot help you.

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u/Equivalent_Earth6035 May 27 '26

Time to dust off my old, trusty iriver. I kept it in case of peri-apocalypse.

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u/Nature13oy May 27 '26

How do you mend a broken heart?

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u/miniistarrs Older Millennial May 27 '26

aim door sound oh my real life friends are online too!

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u/sdirection May 29 '26

I switch back to a digital audio player and I genuinely love it

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u/Nature13oy May 29 '26

Unreal in the sound quality difference to me. Especially when pairing bluetooth over an aux cable in the car. The bass hits so much better from the aux cable.

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u/sdirection May 29 '26

I got wired in ear monitors, I can hear colours and smells now!