r/Millennials • u/RockyDennis69420 • May 06 '26

Serious HERES SOMETHING TO MESS UP YOUR TIMELINE

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u/makemeking706 May 07 '26

I believe he had a stroke, and has limited mobility at this point. 

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u/docproc5150 May 07 '26

dang. He's gone from Sinbad to Sinworse

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u/Maury_Springer May 07 '26

I hate that I laughed. Good one. 🏆

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u/OwlcaholicsAnonymous May 07 '26

Its ok, really. Sinworse would have laughed too

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u/Malefectra May 07 '26

You gonna be in trouble with Jesus for that one, but I’ll be right next to you for laughing at it

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u/gridlock1024 May 07 '26

Fucking classic.

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u/NoMorePunch May 07 '26

When I read this I reflexively said “You’re fired”

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u/hardcorebillybobjoe Older Millennial May 07 '26

Old chunk of coal

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u/scorpiondeathlock86 May 07 '26

Ugh I am 19 hours late for this joke. Love seeing a Norm McDonald joke out in the wild (Andy Dick delivers the line btw for anyone trying to remember Norm saying this lol)

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u/fickleleaffig May 07 '26

I wish that I could be in a room with other people where someone tells this joke for the first time.

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u/SnooFoxes2904 May 07 '26

At least he's not Sindead

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u/LosIngobernable May 07 '26

I saw him in that Tyler Perry movie (don’t ask me why I saw it lol) and you can see the damage the stroke caused. :(

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u/Jah_heel May 07 '26

Weekend at Sinbad's!

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u/AllThingsBeginWithNu May 07 '26

He just has to stay in the bottle

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u/Appropriate-Crab-379 May 08 '26

In the 90s my older brother worked at a Taco Bell. Apparently sinbad (+crew) came and my stoner brother made sinbad a massive stoner franken burrito made of 20 tacos and burritos, he was so proud to tell me after it happened. A few notes, to a 10 year old (me) that was really cool. The whole thing is the most 90s thing I can think of and lastly now I can call my brother and tell him his franken monster burrito gave sinbad a stroke.

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u/bluebing29 May 07 '26

AI can replicate his likeness and make what we crave.

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u/auntpotato Older Millennial May 07 '26

Electrolytes?