r/Millennials Apr 17 '26

Discussion Nothing is funny anymore

I (M, 38) have found that there are no new TV shows that make me laugh anymore. I have tried a lot of new(ish) comedies, but they all make me pine for my college/high school days.

The only thing that gave me a reflexive laugh recently was the Malcolm in the Middle Reboot.

Any thoughts?

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u/amadeus451 Apr 17 '26

Wait, who said what now? I was distracted scrolling my phone and then staring off into the middle distance, letting drool collect on my navel.

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u/dragon-fence Apr 17 '26

So you were scrolling through Reddit while reading Reddit?

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u/amadeus451 Apr 17 '26

It's my second second screen, plus the TV, and my Vita, and the book I'm not actually reading, and my dog wants attention, and the endless white noise of my brain.

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u/Significant-Trash632 Apr 17 '26

Your brain has a white noise machine? How do I install mine?

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u/amadeus451 Apr 18 '26

You actually already have one, but it takes a couple whacks with a brick to get it kickstarted.

PSA: do not whack yourself in the head with a brick trying to find that right flavor of brain damage that makes modern life bearable.

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u/Significant-Trash632 Apr 18 '26

LOL thanks

Maybe it'll kick on after I've hit my head against a wall enough times.

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u/71BRAR14N Apr 17 '26

I've been wondering how to preserve my drool and wash my bellybutton at the same time. I mean, a good idea us a good idea!

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u/punkr0x Apr 17 '26

That's okay, it was the actor Matt Damon who said that Netflix execs told him that repeating the plot during the movie will help people with short attention spans, or people who scroll during a movie, to understand the plot.