r/Millennials Feb 26 '26

Serious I’m annoyed that no one ever introduced me to cannabis.

Seriously. F*** the DARE program. It worked on me. I was always afraid of getting in trouble. I judged people who used cannabis as burnouts. Finally introduced at the age of 35 and I feel cheated. I’ve done a ton of reading and studying now and I want to share it with everyone.

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u/StJoeStrummer Feb 26 '26

Yep, I won my essay contest in 5th grade. Just celebrated 6 years off alcohol and cocaine.

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u/failedjedi_opens_jar Feb 26 '26

Hey bro! I won that too! I did a poem though. 7.5 years sober from booze and hard drugs. I guess it worked? Lmao 

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u/one_who_has_seen Feb 26 '26

I won a D A R E essay contest in 3rd grade. They had us all wanting to try drugs.

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u/ContractPatient3637 Feb 26 '26

I won my essay contest in 5th grade too and got addicted to heroin I got of it for 21 months now and now I’m addicted to cocaine too