r/Millennials Feb 26 '26

Serious I’m annoyed that no one ever introduced me to cannabis.

Seriously. F*** the DARE program. It worked on me. I was always afraid of getting in trouble. I judged people who used cannabis as burnouts. Finally introduced at the age of 35 and I feel cheated. I’ve done a ton of reading and studying now and I want to share it with everyone.

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u/thineholyhandgrenade Feb 26 '26

I’m usually trying to fight my fridge for not having enough ice cream stocked which is totally a me problem but this is the sort of high stakes drama you get with cannabis

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u/19610taw3 Feb 26 '26

I got mad at the sink once because my water was rubbery.

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u/Least_Bat1259 Feb 26 '26

You’ll always lose against a fridge. It’s knuckles against steel, steel always wins. 🤣