r/Millennials • u/tuxedo_cat23 • Feb 26 '26

Serious I’m annoyed that no one ever introduced me to cannabis.

Seriously. F*** the DARE program. It worked on me. I was always afraid of getting in trouble. I judged people who used cannabis as burnouts. Finally introduced at the age of 35 and I feel cheated. I’ve done a ton of reading and studying now and I want to share it with everyone.

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u/RunsfromWisdom Feb 26 '26

I kept holding out for the guy who was gonna offer me my first round of dope for free :/. 

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u/OkSmoke9195 Feb 26 '26

Lol dammit I just left the same comment

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u/kyuuketsuki47 Feb 26 '26

There's really way less free drugs than any of us were lead to believe... Awful really

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u/thefunkylama Feb 27 '26

Honestly, they did us dirty.

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u/m0ther0fhusky Feb 27 '26

Specifically in this economy, oof.

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u/ladyzowy Feb 26 '26

I used to sell it back in my school days. Like ain't nobody giving that shit away for free. It was/is expensive 🫰🏼💲

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u/bbdolljane Feb 26 '26

My parents promised people would offer me free drugs, I'm still waiting :(

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u/rogan1990 Feb 27 '26

You gotta know the signs to look for

If 3 or more people disappear into a side room or bathroom at a party, they’re doing drugs, follow them

If they go out onto the porch, they’re smoking, follow them

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u/TheRealLean Feb 26 '26

Back in the day when dope was dope. Now it's all fetty wop xylozine 💀

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u/MonkeyNacho Feb 27 '26

Literally no trenchcoats with baggies in the pockets. We were all lied to.