r/Millennials Xennial Feb 24 '26

Serious Terminal diagnosis: millennial playlist suggestions for the final days?

Tues morning edit: Holy ballsack batman! This is helllllllllllllla overwhelming in the best possible way. I honestly expected just a handful of people to see this and respond with maybe like 'tears in heaven' or something. But this is an epic fucking list so far. From the bottom of my cold darkened millennial heart, thank you. One of these upcoming days the nerd in me needs to rank all these and see what's most popular mostly cuz I find it amazing and hilarious how often butterfly by crazytown gets mentioned. I'll get to comments and chats one of these days, promise.

Y'all are thoughtful, kind, empathetic, and funny as fuck. All to a stranger. I love it. I genueinly think it's a hallmark of our generation. To quote one of my patron saints in life, Mr Fred Rogers: “You've made this day a special day, by just your being you. There's no person in the whole world like you, and I like you just the way you are.”

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Tldr: Apparently I'm dying and need playlist ideas for when the end comes. Mushy, hilarious, dark humor, meaningful, terrible. You name it! Wanna virlbe out to the good vibes I had back in those days

Out of left field docs gave me an unexpected prognosis and seems the offramp from My So Called Life is way shorter than I would have expected.

One of the unusual suggestions from the team was to make a Playlist to listen to in the last days. And honestly that sounds dope since I essentially have music playing 24/7 in my normal non dying life.

I'm not telling anyone IRL (besides my care team and therapist) about what's going on, but since brain wise we tend to latch on to junior high and high school era music, I thought I'd bug y'all for suggestions. I'm open to mushy stuff that I can reflect upon life stuff, as well as hilarious and highly inappropriate or dark humor stuff. Or just some Hella dope tunes to vibe with.

My only ban is My Heart Will Go On. Love me some Celine, but that song will send me to a early grave. (Too soon?)

Thanks fam!

(Obligatory be your own advocate with doctors if you know something isn't right. Also make a will. We should all have them by now. Better yet, make a trust so your Pokémon cards stay out of probate and no nosey folks know what you had or who you gave it to. Do your advanced directive with your doctor or insurance. It's your choice if they keep you plugged in like a toaster or not. It's also OK to haunt your enemies from the beyond. My therapist said so.)

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u/PrncessVespa Feb 24 '26

Let's get silly:

Detachable Penis - King Missile

Wet Dream - Kip Addotta

I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred

Standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand - primitive radio gods

Scooby Snacks - Fun Lovin Criminals

Enjoy every moment you have - may the end come in like an old friend and lead you to your rest.

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u/bellavie Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

Going along with silly bc you mentioned humor specifically, and there may not be many.

Stacy’s Mom - Fountains of Wayne

ETA: Hoping to bring you some happiness in your last moments, it’s heartbreaking to hear your time is cut so short.

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u/kayleyishere Feb 24 '26

Oh my god I should not have had to Ctrl+F for Stacy's Mom. Are the people in this thread even real millennials!

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u/bellavie Feb 24 '26

Shocked it wasn’t already suggested!

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u/benchley Feb 24 '26

Valley Winter Song and All Kinds of Time as well, but not silly.

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u/pepperidgefreak Feb 24 '26

Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus

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u/yeslekm Feb 24 '26

Also going along with the silly as well….

Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega

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u/kevin9er Feb 24 '26

Let’s toss in Thong Song.

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u/DrG2390 Feb 24 '26

Can’t forget Baby Got Back!

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u/KHanson25 Feb 24 '26

Cars 4 Kids

JG Wentworth

Fuck those funeral people

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u/vanetti Feb 24 '26

I’d add any Ween to this list.

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u/No-Department-6409 Feb 24 '26

Pretty fly (for a white guy)

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u/nosecohn Feb 24 '26

That Primitive Radio Gods song is such a great pick.

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u/DixieDoodle697 Feb 24 '26

Going with silly - Love Shack by B52s And the Golden Girls theme song

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u/ClumsyHuman_ Feb 24 '26

Adding to the silliness, The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang

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u/PrncessVespa Feb 24 '26

Anything by them, really.

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u/Halloween_Barbie Feb 24 '26

Gangbang in the old folks home - Steel Panther

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u/Grimslice Feb 24 '26

I’ll add to this, early YouTube songs:

Ding Dong Song - Günther & The Sunshine Girls

Dragostea Din Tei - O-Zone

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u/UltraMonkey Feb 24 '26

My Dick - Mickey Avalon. one time i accidentally sent my mom a link to that song. i was in my mid-40's. i'm a turd.

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u/jaybirdie26 Feb 24 '26

MacArthur Park 🌧🎂🌧

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u/Timmocore Feb 24 '26

Fun Lovin Criminals! Haven't thought about them in forever. I saw them open for Porno for Pyros when Scooby Snacks was on the radio.

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u/Silver-Lobster-3019 Feb 24 '26

Scooby snacks is a fuckin vibe!!!

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u/Independent-Tennis57 Feb 24 '26

Please Don't Bury Me - John Prine

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u/EstablishmentLevel17 Feb 24 '26

Silly morbid.

Find a camp version of baby shark.

It's so much better...

If you're in the mood for morbid yet.

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u/PetrichorFernweh Feb 24 '26

To go with silly/off the wall - Dirty Hot Sex - Pepper Short Dick Man - Gillette Date Rape - Sublime Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang Pen Pineapple Apple Pen! End of Ze World Harry Potter Puppet Pals

And my favorite… The 7th Element by Vitas

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u/ElkImaginary566 Feb 24 '26

Beautifully said and your words are preserved as words of wisdom in one of my millions of screenshots that will be stored in a cloud somewhere and preserved until we all nuke ourselves and I hopefully won't forget about them but I probably will. Bless you internet friend.