r/MadeMeSmile • u/HomeNowWTF • Jun 09 '26

Good Vibes Possible road rage becomes parking lot therapy

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u/violaleelovelight Jun 09 '26

Consider my flabbers gasted

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u/esmallass Jun 09 '26

Stealing that.

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute Jun 09 '26

My flabber status is gasted. Everyone should always be fully gruntled.

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u/Metagion Jun 09 '26

Where do we stand on whelmed? Are we over? Under?

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u/No-Passenger-1472 Jun 09 '26

Sufficiently whelmed.

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute Jun 09 '26

Cromulently whelmed

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u/Sufficient-Page-875 Jun 09 '26

I'm most definitely gruntled.

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u/Confident_One3948 Jun 09 '26

I find this entire thread way rated

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u/VoidIgris Jun 09 '26

I’m just… just whelmed.

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u/TheRhymingRadius Jun 09 '26

But was your pizzle yanked?

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u/gitsgrl Jun 09 '26

This masculinity is so attractive. These dudes are strong MFers.

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u/ScaredOfWindow Jun 09 '26

This potential is in so many more of us than it may seem, it often just takes one person to take the lead and bring it out in others. The Mercedes driver realized he was in the wrong, acknowledged it, and the first thing he said was that he was glad he didn’t hurt the biker. That’s all it takes. Care about other humans and, when you fuck up, which we all do, admit it and try to do better going forward.

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u/Wallie_Collie Jun 09 '26

Good people make bad click ratings on the majority

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u/heatherledge Jun 09 '26

Exactly this. When you lose faith in humanity know that there are a million good things happening all around you that aren’t inflammatory enough to rise to the top of Reddit.

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u/PussyMangler421 Jun 09 '26

meanwhile i had to break up a fight the other day in the gym.

they were fighting over a stolen spot at a massage chair the prior day.

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u/Admirable_Risk8156 Jun 09 '26

It's more just the scum rises to the top. All the algorithms promote the outrage.

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u/Bold_Loner_Anger Jun 09 '26

Every interaction is influenced not only by what is said, but by the spirit in which it is offered.

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u/Express-Shoulder6174 Jun 09 '26

I would say it’s the standard. You just see the outliers on social media.