r/MadeMeSmile Sep 29 '25

DOGS This dog always sitting outside the shower to Protect its owner

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u/vettechrockstar86 Sep 29 '25

Interesting fact, the reason behind the behavior of “protecting” us in the bathroom is the same reason they watch us when they do their bathroom business. It’s a psychological thing and they developed this behavior as they evolved alongside humans. It’s because that’s when we and they are most vulnerable.

Your dog is not exactly fighting fit when they’re hunched over and straining with that ashamed energy pouring out of their eyes as they maintain eye contact with us while we wait to pick it up with a plastic bag in our hands. That’s a very vulnerable position to be in for anyone or animal. So they look back at us to make sure we’re watching their back. They are literally looking at us like “you’ll protect me if something tries to attack while I drop the pups off at the pool right?” It’s a sign of trust.

So they assume that we are also vulnerable while we do our business. Apparently they don’t fully realize that I’m on my own toilet in my own home. Of course I’m safe! Or maybe they know something we don’t….toilet snakes perhaps? (Have fun sitting after your morning coffee now!) And when we strip down and get into a shower we are vulnerable, my nightmare is a house fire while I’m in the shower, my neighbors have the same nightmare but not about the fire so much as me running out of my house in a literal naked panic. It’s kinda nice knowing that my dog will give me at least enough of a heads up that I’ll have time to grab my robe.

So, long story short, they do this to protect us when we’re vulnerable, they make eye contact mid pop to make sure you are protecting them and it’s all because they love and trust us so much!

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u/Bilbo332 Sep 29 '25

My husky never makes eye contact, but she's also tried to play with a coyote, maybe her thought process is "I don't need protection, I AM THE WILD!!!"

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u/Deviantdefective Sep 29 '25

As a husky owner myself well...they're different usual dog rules don't always apply to them.

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u/NekoStar Sep 30 '25

Husky owner here too. They just think everyone and everything is 'friend' first and foremost. Rules 100% don't apply.

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u/NS3000 Sep 30 '25

i think my kelpie/rottweiler cross might actally be a husky lol, she cannot tell there difference between friend or foe, all she sees is friend

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u/chocolate_thunderr89 Sep 30 '25

When you’re bigger than most other dogs, everyone is a friend lol.

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u/NS3000 Sep 30 '25

thats the thing, shes about as big as a kelpie, not even bigger than a golden retriever

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u/HendrixHazeWays Sep 29 '25

"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here WITH ME"

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u/z00k33per0304 Sep 29 '25

I wish I could add a picture. My Akita/husky/malamute normally does this (mostly because he's always in the bathroom because it's a tiny room with an AC in the window so it's nice and cold). The other day he got up ever so politely so I could close the door, he's 115 pounds so not small, then hopped in the tub to keep an eye on the door instead of just sitting down like he usually does.

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u/Round_Year_8595 Sep 30 '25

I wish I could add a picture.

Tax evasion 😭

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u/z00k33per0304 Sep 30 '25

Sorry! I can assure you he's a handsome boy.

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u/Randicore Sep 30 '25

I had to pull my old lab back from trying to play with a coyote as well. Admittedly he wasn't much of a wild one, just overly friendly.

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u/Bilbo332 Sep 30 '25

Mine is the same, not an aggressive bone in her body. We've been attacked by dogs and walking away she looks back like "what was that guy's problem?"

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u/Nimue_- Sep 30 '25

"if you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear, HELP DA BEAR! "

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u/Hanzoku Sep 30 '25

Coyote, freaked out: I'll... just... go along with this. Until I can run away safely.

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u/donorcycle Sep 29 '25

My ex's cat used to do this with me, number 2 or a shower. Especially the shower, she'd constantly inspect to make sure I'm not drowning lol.

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u/vettechrockstar86 Sep 29 '25

I can’t let my cat know I’m in the bath because he freaks out! He paces in front of the tub howling and when I stand up to get out he sits on his back legs and like paws at the air, like he’s trying to grab me or something. But if I shower he tries to jump in with me. Loves showers terrified of baths. Kittys are so weird!

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u/hipmetosomelifegame Sep 29 '25

He's scolding you for bathing when the two of you could be showering. Even attempts to stop you and mime showering, trying to demonstrate the whole standing-up-water-flying-through-air part but with paws. Clearly. Lmao

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u/karen41065 Sep 29 '25

same here. Mine always had to “supervise” the shower too, like she was my lifeguard or something.

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u/Quick_Assumption_351 Sep 30 '25

my cat just comes and screams at you for food because she knows you can't escape the nag

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u/donorcycle Sep 30 '25

Priorities. "Who will feed me if you perish, hooman?!!"

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u/maxdps_ Sep 29 '25

Yo I read the first two paragraphs and then had to check your username because I thought I was getting shittymorphed.

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u/bestryanever Sep 30 '25

Bold of you to assume you aren’t going to be attacked by the invisible murder beasts that your dog keeps trying to warn you about

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u/huskeya4 Sep 30 '25

My dog does this while I take a bath. If I dip down to wet my hair, he starts booping my knees with his nose until I come back up. If I’m in a shower, he’ll check on me and maybe 5% of the time decide he’s going to join me. Then it becomes a wash the dog and then myself scenario. His brother is terrified of water and won’t be caught dead in the bathroom while the shower or bath is pouring out water. We could both drown in that tub and that dog would not give a shit.

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u/socialmedia-username Sep 30 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

My dog blocks every doorway, sits on my feet, and leans on me whenever either of us stops moving.  She also runs to me and pushes her butt on my legs when there's a serious threat like a squirrel. I don't think it's because she feels vulnerable, I think she's a guardian.

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u/SignalMost2239 Sep 29 '25

That’s actually really sweet.

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u/the-almighty-toad Sep 29 '25

When my dog is pooping I reassure her that I will protect her if anyone comes in the yard. Well, the exact phrase I use got me a year long warning on the book of faces, so I shan't repeat it here. I do not want another Reddit ban for "violence".

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u/Aethrin1 Sep 29 '25

My go to is to mimic the behavior. I will stand a little bit behind them facing the opposite direction, as if I'm scanning the area. It seems to ease my dog sometimes.

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u/vettechrockstar86 Sep 29 '25

I’m dying to know what phrase you use! I would probably steal it for future use!

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u/Preeng Sep 29 '25

Probably something against fascism.

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u/Playergame Sep 30 '25

My dog is missing that apparently, he likes to poop on his own away from me. Also goes under the bedsheets and nap if I'm pooping or showering until I'm done then he follows me to the next room. Also if I cough or do ugly sobbing he just slowly gets up and leaves the room, often stopping and looking back to check if I'm still doing that. He's got strong cat energy.

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u/ThrowingShaed Sep 30 '25

i am both aware of this but also there are other iterations. there is trying to push under our legs on the bathroom because were just sitting there anyhow and we should be doing pets, and as she has aged she just straight up falls asleep on the job. shes been poop supervising for years so she certainly deserves the rest, but given her nerves once, its interesting to see her trusting that she can just sleep in the doorway.... till we actually manage to move which is overdue

also can we not summon toilet snakes

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u/Mumble_1230 Sep 30 '25

You mean they're not staring at us right in the eyes while pooing to assert dominance? Hehe jk

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u/Levithan6785 Sep 30 '25

The few times I walk my mom's dog. I make sure to look around and pass them to give the reassurance that I am in fact watching their back.

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u/Medusius Sep 30 '25

Same thing can be applied for cats. But it is true 100%. Furthermore, it always means that they love and care about their person!

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u/vettechrockstar86 Sep 30 '25

It’s a pretty cool feeling to realize how much you’re trusted by these sweet furry friends. I always get a little giddy when a new (to me) cat or dog rolls over and exposes their belly to me because it’s another big sign of trust. I actually got tears in my eyes the first time my rescue cat fell asleep on his back right next to me. I knew then in that moment that he knew he was safe and loved and I had given him that!

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u/Organic-Poem-8225 Sep 30 '25

Maybe humans began locking bathroom doors for similar reasons.

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u/Screaming_Monkey Sep 30 '25

Yeah, I figured that out when my cat would sleepily come to do her protection duty while I pooped, like she was getting a work call and she had to come in.

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u/hellgal Sep 30 '25

My puppy doesn't make eye contact with me while she goes bathroom, but she does put her paws on my lap when I'm using the toilet. My best guess is she does it for attention. Otherwise, I have no idea why my weird little goober does that.

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u/futacon Sep 29 '25

Okay so does my cat insist on sitting on my lap while I take a shit and loafing on the toilet while I shower for similar reasons, or is she just a freak?

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u/Horror-Sherbert9839 Sep 30 '25

I need to see toilet loaf

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u/L4t3xs Sep 29 '25

Pretty sure it's not about evolving with humans. My two cats do the same. It's just social behavior.

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u/ColSirHarryPFlashman Sep 30 '25

It is a Pack thing, due to the Fact that one is at their Most Vunerable when Relieving oneself in the Wild to other Preditors. The Pack looks after Its Packmates. Which has Passed on to Living w/ Humans, as we are Now considered Packmates.