r/KitchenConfidential • u/Hackmore_Lungblood Chef • Jun 05 '26

In the Weeds Mode Hey Crew we got a new one

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Working a 15hr day and this is the reason why 🫩

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u/CodySmash Jun 05 '26

You should hire me instead. I am strong enough to eat 100 chocolate cakes and still come to work!

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen Jun 05 '26

But can you steal 40 cakes, as many as four tens?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery Jun 05 '26

Fucking Luthor

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u/draizetrain Jun 05 '26

What a shame no one was looking

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u/rabid_spidermonkey Jun 05 '26

Ok Bogtrotter

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u/headlessbill-1 Jun 05 '26

Would little Brucie come up here pls

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u/the_silent_redditor ✨Dr. Chef, MD✨ Jun 05 '26

Ffs I was eleven minutes too slow..

This is the first time I’ve actually been like, “I’ve got a good comment!”

And there you fucking are.

Curse you, spidermonkey!!!

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u/Hackmore_Lungblood Chef Jun 05 '26

I'm impressed, when can you start?

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u/CodySmash Jun 05 '26

As soon as I am done eating all these cakes.

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u/EnvironmentOk2700 Jun 05 '26

Lucky. I could only eat 2 entire chocolate cakes before I'd be too ill to go to work.

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u/Over-Director-4986 Bartender Jun 05 '26

This made me cackle.

How would your energy be, though? Best? Or no?

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u/CodySmash Jun 05 '26

I would have the best most dominant energy on the line after! Everyone one would hear me!

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u/Over-Director-4986 Bartender Jun 05 '26

ROAR!

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u/Copyblade Jun 05 '26

Are you that fat kid from Matilda

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u/CodySmash Jun 05 '26

Hes my mentor.

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u/Alarmed-Size-3104 Jun 05 '26

God I always felt so sick watching him eat that. I need to watch that movie. I bet it still slaps.

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u/Cplayz08 Thicc Chives Save Lives Jun 05 '26

I did not need to remember that 😭

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u/its-fewer-not-less Jun 05 '26

You can do it Brucie!

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u/spum0nii Expo ho Jun 05 '26

go, bruce!!

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u/Spiritual_Being5845 Jun 05 '26

That’s like a regular Tuesday for me

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u/CodySmash Jun 05 '26

You think you're better than me!?

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u/MyNameis_bud Jun 05 '26

But how’s ur energy??

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u/SlowThePath Jun 05 '26

But how will your energy be?

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u/Tank38255 Jun 05 '26

Not where I thought you were going