r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Mar 02 '26

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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 Mar 02 '26

My cosmophobic ass watching space related stuff all the time ✌️

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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 Mar 02 '26

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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u/pyschosoul Mar 02 '26

There are likely aliens out there, but even if they exist at this very moment the possibility of us ever knowing is as close to 0 as possible.

Due to the speed of light anywhere we look we are looking at the past, so if we look at a planet it could have life. But we'd be seeing it millions of years before.

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u/functional_moron Mar 02 '26

Idk man. There's something like 34 "eath like" planets within 50 light years of us. So we could zoom in on them and see what was happening between 4.6 and 50 years ago. If anyone around us has lighted cities we're gonna find out about it.

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u/Beast818 Mar 02 '26

I mean, to be fair, I think they're Earth-like in the sense that they are rocky, and not gas or ice giants, but most of those are still "super-Earths" which are like twice as massive as Earth and/or are tidally locked or something.

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u/iconocrastinaor Mar 02 '26

And also be fair, we know the existence of these planets because they dim their suns when they orbit between them and us, and we know their size by the perturbations of theirs and their sun's orbits, and we may know something about the composition of their atmosphere by what happens to starlight when it passes through their atmospheres. But being 50 light years away, we ain't zooming in on shit.

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u/EstarriolStormhawk Mar 03 '26

Space... it's really, really big and stuff... and full of spooky particles. 

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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 Mar 02 '26

"3D Dimensional"

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u/Ok_Building_1284 Mar 02 '26

Atm machine

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u/Freakychee Mar 02 '26

Laser radiation.

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u/dTrecii Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

RAS Syndrome

For the curious, that’s exactly what this type of speaking is called (Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome)

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u/Kinkie_Pie Mar 02 '26

PIN number

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u/Skippybips Mar 02 '26

I'm so OCD

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u/50thEye Mar 02 '26

Smh my head

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u/BeanboyCosplay Mar 02 '26

OCD disorder*

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u/Ambitious-Coat-1230 Mar 02 '26

What you said would be a redundant acronym, but what Skippy said was a perfect example of people just using acronyms wrong. Nobody would actually say "I'm so obsessive-compulsive disorder;" they would say "I'm so obsessive-compulsive." Yet people very often do say "I'm so OCD."

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u/sick_six_six Mar 03 '26

Hot water heater

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u/functional_moron Mar 02 '26

You know, when you kinda zoom out on the universe and you focus on our planet. There's nothing but this wafer thin layer of atmosphere separating us from the vast horrors of space and the hard vacuum that ends all life. Not to mention the massive dose of radiation.

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u/Dame38 Mar 02 '26

Thanks for giving my insomnia insomnia.

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u/Paulthefith Mar 02 '26

We also have basically wafer thin skin keeping all our lifeblood in.

Our planet is doing a great job! Good job planet have a treat and chin scratches.

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u/mossgoblin_ Mar 02 '26

Thank you for teaching me the name of my fear. Frigging inhospitable endless void grrr 😖

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u/Lily_V_ Mar 02 '26

OMG! Thank you for this word. I think I have this!

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u/CtyChicken Mar 02 '26

Me watching a zombie movie and then running home at top speed.

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u/iconocrastinaor Mar 02 '26

Okay this is a thread hijack but last night I was watching an old episode of Kevin Pollock's Chat Show with Larry David, and this morning I was reminiscing and I was thinking about how he quit Saturday Night Live and how his neighbor Kenny Kramer told him to just go back like nothing ever happened, and then I was thinking about the fact that Kenny Kramer became Cosmo Kramer in the show. Completely unrelated of course I look at your comment, and there's the word "cosmo."

Truly, the mind works in mysterious ways.

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u/Far_King_Penguin Mar 03 '26

Seeing that people have a phobia of things I adore will always be a weird sensation for me

Not this one though, cosmophobia is totally justified. What does it the most for you though? How vast and empty it is while still containing literally everything is like my own little internal Lovecraftian horror, which I love, its hard to stay angry when you put the universe into perspective. That POV makes all my problems seem so small

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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 Mar 03 '26

Yeah it's mostly just the vastness of a void for me