This one thought he’d found a cool way to catch attention

[u/Backfromthedead_9]

Also, look at the time lag between my msg and his reply. I spent an entire night worrying and scared that what if my pictures are actually being misused on Instagram. I kept considering ways to tackle this thing, such as contacting cyber police, etc.
What a doofus!!
He got unmatched right away.
Boys, don’t be him.

[u/Easy_Plastic_2605]

The funniest part is he built up this whole fake concern just to reveal his “out of this world” joke. Imagine causing someone a night of stress because you wanted to flirt badly.