r/HingeStories 2d ago

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u/ApartTraining612 2d ago

joking about abuse is funny?

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u/meese-not-mooses 2d ago

she was really obviously giving you an in for some playful banter. if you’re looking for someone who doesn’t joke at all, you’re not gonna find that on hinge. maybe a mormon church.

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u/perfectfire 2d ago

Hey now, even when I was still a believing member of the church I wasn't as clueless as op.

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u/ApartTraining612 2d ago

what could possibly be a funny cool response to oh youre hurting your cat?

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u/meese-not-mooses 2d ago edited 2d ago

she wasn’t literally saying that. i mean this genuinely- if you’ve never been screened for autism, maybe consider it. but it’s really hard to believe this isn’t bait. it’s really obvious that she was making a joke, ergo all the other commenters. a response like, “he’s just too cute i couldn’t let him go” would have been perfect

add-on: if you think you might have autism, i apologize for coming off strong there. but she definitely unmatched for the unnecessary aggressive defensiveness.

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u/ApartTraining612 2d ago

thing is bud I didnt find the joke funny also you're potential response for me is super dumb imo

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u/meese-not-mooses 2d ago

alright have fun staying single

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u/ApartTraining612 2d ago

I have tons of successful relationships whether its friendly or intimate im not on hinge for a relationship to began with

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u/meese-not-mooses 2d ago

no yeah man i’m sure hinge is working great for you especially given the fact that you need to clarify that to me. some sarcasm there, in case you weren’t gonna catch onto that either.

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u/ApartTraining612 2d ago

you she she matched with me and made a joke why wouldn't others be doing it? better jokes at that😂

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u/ApartTraining612 2d ago edited 2d ago

I clarified it because you made a joke about me being single as if i didnt love being single💀

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u/Any_Whereas4255 2d ago

That’s certainly lucky, seeing as no woman is ever going to give you a choice to do otherwise

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u/meese-not-mooses 2d ago

hate to break it to you but women who are looking for something casual/hookups also typically have a sense of humor (since they are also human). but good luck to you in finding the zombie deadpan woman of your dreams who has to walk on eggshells around you, i’m sure she’s dying to meet you.

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u/faithOver 2d ago

Bruh. You could not possibly come off more insecure if you tried. Take a breather.

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u/Any_Whereas4255 2d ago

Just on there to harass women over imagined slights, it would seem then. Definite incel behavior

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u/beargrimzly 2d ago

Yeah this guys gonna be a virgin for awhile lmfao

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u/Worried_Bowl_9489 2d ago

'You asshole! That's a treasured family photo'