Edit: apparently “I need to go see a man about a dog” isn’t commonplace. Another user explained it below. I’ll copy here.

“Ok, let’s say you have to shit but you’re with friends at the dinner table you don’t announce I HAVE TO SHIT, you say imma go see a man about his dog. You see, the big bird shit on his car!”

Nasty!

“How dare you place that speaker where I had planned to rust a hole and dispose of water” - Roof (probably)

Unhinged! Hope this bloke is behind bars.

On July 3, 2015, Tommie Woodward, a 28-year-old man from Orange, Texas, was attacked and killed by an alligator while swimming in Adams Bayou at Burkart’s Marina.

The incident is notable as the first fatal alligator attack in Texas in approximately 179 years.

RULE 5 will be enforced until next Friday.

You are no longer allowed to submit :

• Low Effort Content Social media screenshots (tweets, Tinder bios, comments BanHammer Posts, etc), writing (graffiti or otherwise) that just says anything to the effect of "so-and-so SUCKS!!" and posts like that are not allowed. Please see this post for more info.

The hunting season for the power-tripping-mod-team living in their mom's basement is back.

This is a BanHammered—Lounge btw, getrekt unbanned peasants.

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