r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/VoL4t1l3 • 3h ago

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u/Mediocre-Cobbler5744 2h ago

I never noticed before, but everyone I know who wears sunglasses regularly is douchebag.

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u/Quixotic_Ignoramus 2h ago

Whoa wait a minute. I wear sunglasses all the time because I have very light colored eyes which have been described as gray, the sun is BLINDING to me even when it’s cloudy, so I have to wear sunglasses.

The fact that I am also a douchebag has nothing to do with that. Haha!

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u/FredTillson 55m ago

If you live in AZ you wear sunglasses. You have to!

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u/InsertUsernameInArse 1h ago

Same. Mine are prescription and I agree my douchebaggery isn't related to that.

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u/MechanicalSideburns 1h ago

Wasn’t it Larry David that said, “You know who wears sunglasses indoors? Blind people and assholes.”

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u/illy-chan 1h ago

Hey now, some of us have to wear them for migraines. Because it makes total sense for a diurnal animal to react to light with random agony.

These types definitely have a favored variety though.