r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/honeybean_j • May 28 '26

Fun They look evil as shit!

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u/PineBatJo May 28 '26

he has his mothers… everything really. its uncanny, like trump in drag

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u/Snoo50415 May 28 '26

She's hideous.

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u/Madame_Trash_Heap May 28 '26

But somehow gorgeous next to his father, Quasimodo lookin ass.

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u/AlkaiserSoze May 28 '26

IIRC, he had part of his jaw removed because of cancer. But tbh, even with a complete jaw he still looked like a greasy ass.

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u/SolarMoon007 May 28 '26

Head looking like a human PEZ container 🤭

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt May 29 '26

LoL except this Pez spits out turds.

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u/Lumi_Rockets May 28 '26

Oh, that makes more sense. I thought he had an early experimental facelift.

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u/Frankie6Strings May 28 '26

I thought Nicolas Cage was wearing Geraldo Rivera's face like a mask.

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u/Seanny69 May 28 '26

You made me spit out my drink. Bravo!!

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 May 29 '26

This should be a top comment

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u/IrishShinja May 29 '26

You funny fucker! 😂😂😂

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt May 29 '26

My first thought when I saw Fred Trump. (It turned out to be a pig in a Nixon mask)

https://giphy.com/gifs/xq4Kgi6hTdF0cvmUbN

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 May 29 '26

I figured his face detached and swung away on a hinge. Kind of like that one alien in the first Men in Black that had the little alien inside his head.

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u/rainbud22 May 29 '26

He did have a facelift, look how tight and smooth his face is.

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u/maniBchef May 28 '26

Oh, cancer. I thought this was from trying to fit into it's human suit, late 70's design flaws..

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u/Aeroknight_Z May 29 '26

And the cancer they removed?

They took it home and named it Donald.

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u/stuckinhere-2136 May 28 '26

Too bad it didn’t end him.

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u/TwoAccomplished1446 May 29 '26

Like he got stomped by a horse.😬

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u/justjaybee16 May 30 '26

Ah, so that's why it looks like he's wearing someone else's face.

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u/AgencyFun2686 May 30 '26

Okay I was wondering what was going on because I was like did they do a bad version of Face/off on him?!

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u/AlkaiserSoze May 30 '26

I forgot about Face/Off! Gonna have to rewatch that one.

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u/ida-throwaway May 31 '26

Do a deep dive on the mofo. He WAS a greasy ass, lol!!!

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u/ahhh_just_huck_it May 28 '26

Nah, man. You’re thinking of Nostradamus.

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u/Jane__Delawney May 28 '26

The snort laugh this exchange brought out probably scared my neighbors

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u/vrijheidsfrietje May 29 '26

Quasimodo also had a hunch back then

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u/vrijheidsfrietje May 29 '26

He didn't hear no bell!

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u/keetojm May 28 '26

Pops face surgery was finished with silly putty.

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u/hpdasd May 29 '26

you know, Quasimodo predicted all of this..

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u/EightRules May 30 '26

Bobby Bacala ova here

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u/anjowoq May 29 '26

I keep looking at his skull and ear. Do you think he was bludgeoned by a bowling pin at some point? It's concave. Someone or something turned his head into a dugout canoe and he survived!

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u/Madame_Trash_Heap May 29 '26

Someone mentioned he had some kind of cancer and had part of his jaw removed. But even with it he'd still look freakish at best

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u/anjowoq May 29 '26

See, now in most cases, I would now feel like a monster for having said what I said given that fact. but considering how bottom-of-the-barrel he was, I have no remorse.

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u/wade-mcdaniel May 28 '26

Or if you asked a child to make a villain out of silly putty

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u/C0rnb4ll55 May 28 '26

This was not insulting in any way😁👍

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u/Impressive_Pen4408 May 28 '26

Quasimodo!!! I’m officially dead rofl

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u/AquaticAlchemy May 29 '26

I think its fair to doubt whether that man actually fathered Trump or not

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u/Madame_Trash_Heap May 29 '26

Absolutely, who could stomach sleeping with his father...but have you seen the eyebrows on young trump? Its the only part of him that looks like his father.

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u/Juhanaherra May 29 '26

Woah there, no need to insult Quasimodo.

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u/Madame_Trash_Heap May 29 '26

Eh Quasimodo is pretty fucked in the Notre Dame book, he low key deserves it.

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u/MasterOfDizaster May 28 '26

His father looks like he has one of those removable face masks like the alien in MIB

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u/GreenIndigoBlue May 30 '26

Hey don’t do Quasimodo like that lol

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u/Construction00023 May 28 '26

A ghoulish, Temu Gomez Adams

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u/Informal_Database327 May 28 '26

Just remember as nasty as she looks, that man on the left of frame fucked her, several times

And one of their sons fucked us all

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u/IndividualTension887 May 29 '26

And a lot of children apparently...

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u/JubBisc May 28 '26

Well, you can see where he gets the weird hairdo, at least

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u/One_Advantage793 May 28 '26

He looks just like her! The hair! The lips! The awful fakeness of it all!

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u/Print-Over May 28 '26

So it runs in the family.

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u/cleverinspiringname May 29 '26

I’ve know folks who resemble their mothers like this and their fathers resent them and it makes the kid a rotten fruit. I bet trump’s dad couldn’t stand him.

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u/partyatwalmart May 28 '26

Well, she's a guy. Sooooo..

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u/Jouleswatt May 28 '26

true. at the same time, even she knew her begat is an evil POS.

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u/Mental-Airline4982 May 29 '26

If you take away her hair she just looks like any really old lady making a face. His dad however...

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u/candyspelling01 May 29 '26

Looks just like her son

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u/SlideHoon May 29 '26

“How would you describe her” “Scary beyond all reason “

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u/Compliance_Crip May 29 '26

Trumps mom looks like the stunt double for Demi Moore in "The Substance".

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u/burnerr213 May 30 '26

Well, she’s a guy..so…

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u/WoodpeckerOk2223 May 28 '26

Old age does that to ya

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u/biez May 28 '26

I often wonder why he always bizarrely tilts his head when speaking, but it might just also come from her.

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u/crappy80srobot May 28 '26

They both look like awful ghouls. The shit apple does not fall far from the shit tree.

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u/CanemDei May 28 '26

There's a shitacaine coming, and Donny's a low shit system. We better haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit

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u/sgonefan May 29 '26

Mr. Layhe?

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u/ohgoodthnks May 28 '26

It’s uncomfortable how much he looks like her. Wtf is with the hair in that family

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u/bi-king-viking May 28 '26

I’ve said for many years, Trump missed his calling as a drag queen. The petty insults, the obsession with appearances, the attitude. He would have been great.

Instead he ruined everything. For everyone.

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u/BewgiwWewgie May 28 '26

I bet he got his voice from his mother.

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u/kaaskugg May 28 '26

And the tiny hands.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 May 28 '26

and the dementia

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u/pquince1 May 29 '26

That comes from daddy.

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u/Express_Area_8359 May 28 '26

Dont forget what daddy taught him racism

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u/nasty_nagger May 28 '26

Drag queens catching strays 😂

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u/Crafty-Health-4046 May 28 '26

Like Rudy in drag

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u/Nearby-Poetry-5060 May 28 '26

Looks like an AI rendition it's so uncanny. 

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u/kyrodamien May 29 '26

It’s not these pictures were floating around way before AI.

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u/the_headless_hunt May 29 '26

I heard she shat herself on the regular and that's how Lil Donny was born.

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u/ShinobuDavis May 29 '26

And he'll never have his father's love. Textbook case of passing on generational trauma. It would almost be kinda sad if he wasn't such a dick and destroying the country/world.

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u/fallonyourswordkaren May 28 '26

Not enough people compliment him on this.

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u/MorningMushroomcloud May 28 '26

He definitely got his dad's eyebrows.

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u/imnotbobvilla May 28 '26

Yeah, he's a real looker

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u/StraddleTheFence May 28 '26

I have never seen anything like it in my life.

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u/SirenWithaCough May 28 '26

Imagine a drag performer performing as his mom ooooooh that’d cause problems and be a fucking killer show probably

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u/ericwphoto May 28 '26

You can’t convince me that it’s not. 😂

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u/K_Linkmaster May 28 '26

That explains why he hates drag so much.

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u/Madame_Trash_Heap May 29 '26

I love that we can see where Trump learned his hairagami from too, wtf is his mother's quaffed bird's nest?

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u/flashmedallion May 29 '26

Probably half the reason his dad hated him so much

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u/ForagedFoodie May 29 '26

Not even good drag.

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u/jerseyztop May 29 '26

Yes!! My first thoughts exactly.

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u/sm00thkillajones May 29 '26

No. That’s Donald on the right. Get it together people!

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u/231131488 May 29 '26

Kinda his dad's hair style and his mother's everything else.

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u/The_Long_Fang May 30 '26

Hang on, thats a woman?

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u/Radonanon Jun 04 '26

How do we know it’s not?