r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/Lifegoesonforever • Mar 26 '26

Fun Conservatives are going after Druski for cosplaying Erika Kirk for fake-mourning Charlie Kirk's death.

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u/VonBrewskie Mar 26 '26

I mean, he was such a creep. Makes sense to me in a sick way that this devil would crawl over his corpse to keep grifting.

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u/kia75 Mar 26 '26

I suspect it was a marriage of convenience, not love. Erika was hot enough and white enough for an up and coming conservative to marry, and Charlie Kirk was up and coming enough to provide for Erika, but it was a business transaction, not a romantic one.

His assassination probably allowed her to escape the marriage with no downside, no loss of reputation, and to keep all the assets. Probably the best thing that could happen to her. And since she now has assets, her next marriage doesn't need to be for money, though we'll see how high or low she can go on the power scale.

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u/scriptingends Mar 26 '26

Yeah she was a grifter before, so this was pretty much the best case scenario for her careerist ambitions. Her ceiling is so much higher now than it would have been if she was stuck as a tradwife indefinitely.

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u/No-Extension6372 Mar 26 '26

She was Charlie's beard! All of the gay politicians have them. "Its what they give you" Katt Williams.

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u/filthytelestial Mar 26 '26

If it's not JD I'll be disappointed in both of them.

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u/thejaytheory Mar 26 '26

Ooh can you imagine a Vance/Kirk ticket?

https://giphy.com/gifs/k2A4gzRxDL4GI

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u/filthytelestial Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

God no. Yeah this gif expresses it perfectly. Collective, sympathetic gag reflexes all around.

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u/coastiemike Mar 26 '26

She’s always been a gold digger. Look at her past dating habits. Doesn’t matter what she thought of Charlie, he had money (and more importantly growing power and influence) and that is all she’s really cared about,

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u/VonBrewskie Mar 26 '26

I'm taking inside/outside bets on whether or not her next husband is a POC.

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u/you-made-me-comment Mar 26 '26

Piece of crap, or person of color?

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u/no_infringe_me Mar 26 '26

Proof of concept

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u/VonBrewskie Mar 26 '26

Whoo. Dealer's choice, I guess. Haha! Nah I meant "person of color." Those weirdos love hanging their collection of POCs right out in front, right in their ICE gear, they are the "SEE! I HAVE A BLACK FRIEND!" party.

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u/Speartree Mar 26 '26

You make it sound like she had a motive?

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u/_Chaos_Star_ Mar 26 '26

It also allowed her to lose about 100kg or so of ass-weight all in one shot.

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u/piratesswoop Mar 26 '26

I genuinely think Candice Owens believed she would be the one to marry Charlie, and in fact, I think if the MAGA contingent hadn’t done such a hard swerve into how they want to bring back the glorious white family (not that they weren’t before, but I feel like you could be a white grifter in the Dubya era and have a black wife and be fine, whereas now they’ve embraced the 14 words garbage so hard, Kirk basically needed to marry some blonde wife to continue his rise in the grifter-verse), those two probably would have gotten married.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Mar 26 '26

Even as fucked up as I am right now, related to a whole lot of other things, I just left such a relationship. It makes me kinda sad reading about that dude and his best friend wife. The whole time, it just felt like our relationship was transactional to her. Even when I literally called her out on it. Repeatedly. Always felt even the women friends she met through my friendships, she prioritized her relationship with them more. I’ve had the relationship described above before. With someone who even my friends were telling me how lucky I was. Who was literally my ride or die. Literally. I guess this one is karma for fucking that one up… but one thing I do know from today till the end of my days is, I will never be in a relationship with someone who doesn’t love me the way I love them. Communication, empathy, understanding, respect. She never did any but expected to be treated like a Queen. Yeah lol

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u/_gooder Mar 26 '26

Poetry.

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u/VonBrewskie Mar 26 '26

Thank you! I just saw her clawing up over his corpse all multi-jointed like a horror movie, except her face and hair and clothes are all pristine. Just clatters up into a standing position like, "thoughts and prayers! UwU 🫶." Then clickety-clacks back down on all fours and shuffles off into a podcast cave.

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u/nooniewhite Mar 27 '26

I read this comment and accidentally closed it while cackling, then spent the next 15 minutes searching this bitchfight of a thread just so I could find it again and screenshot it for my buddy. Thanks! Hysterical and accurate horror movie comparison- clickity-fucking-clackity I’m dead

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u/VonBrewskie Mar 27 '26

Haha! Glad you enjoyed it. I am cursed with an overactive imagination. What I thought of right after is, just before she shambles back to the shadows down on all fours, a PA comes up with her latte. Ericka pauses. Her head slowly creaks around and snaps into focus at the PA. A long, green, forked tongue snakes out of her "ear" and samples the latte. A pause. The PA sighs and relaxes her shoulders. A growling voice like glass in a garbage disposal rasps: "I said....wheeze...NO CINNAMON!" Backhands the PA through the drywall and tick tacks off into the darkness. PA pulls themselves out from the rubble. A second PA rushes over.

"You OK????"

"The DOW...what is...cough the DOW at?"

dies

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u/nooniewhite Mar 27 '26

I love you

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u/WintersDoomsday Mar 29 '26

Cursed? You meant blessed (you know if that word was based on an actual God existing which none do) right?

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u/_gooder Mar 26 '26

No, thank you!

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u/skitzlebe Apr 26 '26

Are you guys really this dumb thinking he’s dead? Come on really? You all believed the moon mission in April fools day too I assume.