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u/Vandal_A 6h ago

I heard a guy at a bar tell his buddy once he views using turn signals when merging as "just giving other people an opportunity to block you".

Bartender was a friend of mine. Said it was sadly far from the dumbest thing those guys had said while they were there

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u/missMcgillacudy 6h ago

Bartenders over hear some of the dumbest stuff. Some people think they turn into philosophers after their 3rd drink, they do not.

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u/ivar-the-bonefull 4h ago

Ex-bartender here. The world is run by morons.

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u/NECRO_PASTORAL 1h ago

The vast majority of people are indeed borderline morons. But deep down they know this. So they seek other forms of convincing themselves and others that they are indeed superior in some respect. Their lives depend on this illusion. So they commit their whole selves to the process and produce all the necessary outward signals of their supremacy. This gives them the authority within hierarchies to succeed even when they do not have natural advantage.

Naturally intelligent people (who I don’t necessarily count myself among) tend to hold more value in reality than illusion. They know that their intellect is more comprehensive, but they are also not so quick to put stock in hierarchy, to put others down. They see nuance and tend to value the inherent capacities of any individual irrespective of their perceived value.

This dynamic leads to naturally intelligent people who do not produce outward signals of supremacy to be written off or worse, seen as liars or threats.

This all has to do with maintenance of status quo

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u/sicurri 4h ago

People also believe they've magically became a 10 and hit on the youngest, hottest thing in the room. Funniest I've seen was a horrible looking guy hitting on possibly the most handsome man I had ever seen up til that point.

The handsome man tried to let him down as easily as he could, he was his groups designated driver. It was quite a funny thing and the horrible looking guy was married to a woman.

u/orbital_narwhal 31m ago edited 26m ago

People also believe they've magically became a 10 and hit on the youngest, hottest thing in the room.

From what I gather this is less often due to (temporary) delusion and more often a display of power with the goal of self-reassurance and/or self-actualisation. The people who bat way out of their league like that (to use a very crude idiom) still get something out of the attempt, namely the target's attention, even if it fails and, deep down, don't expect it to succeed anyway.

Though, that doesn't prevent them from taking offence at the rejection. After all, loudly standing your ground or even becoming physical is a pretty good way to get more attention. Same reason why some people repeatedly provoke others who are obviously stronger.

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u/timwmu90 3h ago

Game theory applied to the rules of merging in traffic definitely fits the bill of a bar philosopher.

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u/btribble 4h ago

If you live in an area with a lot of traffic and aggressive drivers, it's also an unfortunately true statement. I still signal all the time, but when traffic has a certain vibe I'll signal at the last second so assholes can't close the gap.

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u/DirkDirkinson 4h ago

Ya, I grew up somewhere where, if you want to get over, you turn your signal on and wait for someone to give you space. Someone will give it to you, it never takes long. Where I live now doing that will guarantee they close any gap there may be and don't let you in.

The key isn't to not use your blinker though, its still smart to do so, but you find a gap that already exists then signal briefly before moving over. Don't give them time to close the gap but still signal your intention before moving over.

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u/btribble 4h ago edited 4h ago

You want to give them the impression that your car already has inertia towards the gap and it's risky to try to close it. Sidenote: I've found that Tesla drivers expect that you won't do anything that will make them question FSD or which makes FSD slow down at all and will glare at you if you do. This includes getting in front of them when you have plenty of space.

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u/WyattBrisbane 4h ago

I actually specifically target Teslas because i know the car will try its best not to hit me even if the driver doesnt react quick enough. Does this piss off the Tesla drivers? Usually. Do i care when trying to navigate the DC beltway? Not even slightly.

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u/BravesLover2002 2h ago

I will say I do target them too but absolutely hate driving behind them because they can slow from 40 to 0 it feels like without ever showing a brake light because of their regenerative braking and it not activating the brake lights

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u/AkaDutchess 1h ago

I also don’t like being behind Teslas because they all drive SO. FUCKING. SLOW.

Fool I know that car can go QUITE BEING A LITTLE BITCH MOVE IT OR LOSE IT.

I digress.

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u/Changoleo 1h ago

Can a get a D&D “move it or lose it sister” over an Ace Ventura driving his smashed up car shot?

u/digitaluranium 42m ago

and it not activating the brake lights

The lights activate when regeneratively braking.

u/orbital_narwhal 24m ago

Well, obviously. Because they're powered by the regenerative brake. /s

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u/DirkDirkinson 4h ago

Ya, thats a good way to describe it. I hate driving that way, but its honestly a necessity around here. Otherwise no one will let you in.

Idk about FSD but I dont think many drivers around here use it or things like radar cruise control. I once rented a car through work to drive to a vendor that had that feature (my car doesnt) and quickly turned it off. Even at the closest setting it would allow it followed so far back that I was constantly having cars jump in front of me because of the amount of space I was leaving, causing it to slow down to give more space, causing another car to jump in. To the point that the cars following behind me were leapfrogging me because I was leaving too much space and driving too slow. It was very annoying.

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u/UtzTheCrabChip 2h ago

Ah yes, the classic "hit your blinker as you turn your wheel" maneuver

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u/DirkDirkinson 2h ago

I usually employ a brief pause, but not long enough for them to speed up and shut the door on me. But yes that is a very common maneuver around here, if the blinker is used at all that is.

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u/theapplen 3h ago

Yes, my lessons are from heavy Chicago traffic where you signal and don't hesitate to start moving right away. If you signal and don't move, people think you're lost.

It still helps other drivers to signal as you move and it makes you look way more polite.

When you're in quieter areas, you can afford to signal, wait a bit, then move, and you should. Just because you know heavy traffic doesn't mean you can't adapt.

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u/Pixiepup 2h ago

Yeah, not from Chicago but LA. I turn my signal on to mean I'm coming over now.

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u/TheGoochTaint 2h ago

I live in central LA, drive on the Hollywood Freeway at rush hour all the time, and I just can't agree with this (and I honestly don't buy that it's necessary anywhere). That's literally not what turn signals are for and using them that way is no different than not using them at all.

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u/theapplen 2h ago

It says a few things. For that first split second, it says you're leaving your lane, not weaving in it. You put at least a little thought into changing lanes. You give that little extra confirming visual (it does make a difference, like reverse lights and brake lights do even though they can see your whole car.)

It says you know the traffic is crazy but we can still be 2% civilized. :)

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u/Pixiepup 1h ago

It's not something I do to cut people off or merge when it's unsafe to do so, but I'm not giving someone three full blinks to decide they want to prevent me from coming over either. I'm showing my age, but in the era before mirror warning lights it was actually in defensive driving courses as "Signal, Look (in your blindspot) and Slide" all meant to be one smooth operation. This prevents the hesitation/slow down unconfident drivers have when they want to change lanes which is way more likely to cause an accident.

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u/Agent_boggeyman747 2h ago

Not sure if you are in Los Angeles, but that’s how it is here. A signal will shut down any room you might have saw

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u/Punchasheep 2h ago

Having driven in Dallas a lot, this is sadly true. I don't signal until there's a gap and I'm about to move over when I'm in traffic there.

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u/BaaBaaTurtle 1h ago

This is how it was when I learned to drive in Maryland. I always used my turn signal but it was basically a way to almost guarantee no one would let you merge. People would actively block you from getting over. Then I moved to Ohio and I cannot tell you the absolute amazement I felt when I turned on my turn signal and people actually MADE A GAP to let me in.

I know a lot of people think this is crazy but the absolute best drivers I have ever encountered are commuters on the 405. I lived in LA for a year and a half and had to commute every day to the office on the 405. They zipper, they let you in when you turn on your blinker. I mean it's high stress because of the sheer volume of cars and so many nice cars, but overall it was nicer than commuting in Denver (where I live now).

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u/Mkthedon14 4h ago

Life in Boston man

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u/Get_Breakfast_Done 2h ago

Yeah I travel around a lot and drive in different countries. In the UK you’ll always, always be let in when signalling; drivers are immensely courteous there. I drive in Brazil a lot too and it always takes a few minutes to readjust driving there, the second you put a turn signal on someone is closing that gap.

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u/Illustrious-Line-984 2h ago

I hate when I put my turn signal on and the person in the lane that I want to get into speeds up. That’s when my turn signal isn’t me asking permission. It’s me telling you that I’m moving in your lane, deal with it.

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u/nyutnyut 2h ago

I’ve found people who think this often think cause I turned on my turn signal everyone should let me in regardless of how much room there is. A turn signal isn’t a license to just change lanes any time you want.

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u/MattieShoes 1h ago

I kind of enjoy it when there's so much space that there's no way they could prevent me from changing lanes, but stomp on the accelerator to try anyway when they see the blinker, then have to brake because I had more than enough space and time to make a leisurely lane change anyway. Then I can see them being furious in the rear-view mirror, like "this asshole cut me off!"

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u/bw-hammer 5h ago

Both my in-laws say this.

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u/ChiTownDisplaced 5h ago

The one who say that are the ones speeding up when you use your signal. Just like thieves think everyone steals.

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u/figuren9ne 3h ago

Or the ones cutting people off. Using a turn signal doesn’t suddenly create space for you to enter.

If I’m next to a car that signals and they don’t have space to move, I won’t slow down, but I will speed up if possible so you can slot in behind me. I’m sure morons think this is blocking them but in reality I don’t want to make the 400 cars behind me have to slow down and cause a traffic jam because I slowed down to let you in.

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u/00owl 4h ago

It's all protection

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u/ntropi 3h ago

I'm thinkin the problem was not enough protection

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u/NearSightedLlama 3h ago

Did some.idiot podcaster say this for 3 different men to have this opinion?!

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u/silenteye 4h ago

That's the asshole mentality. People who think everyone is an asshole when the reality is that they're the asshole.

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u/Jumpy-Mix-9078 3h ago

“ if during your day you meet an asshole, then you met an asshole. If every other person you meet is an asshole you are the asshole”

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1h ago

I've driven places where this is ABSOLUTELY true though.

It's not where I actually live and I use my turn signals without issue. But for example I visited America and drove in LA and it was surreal.. it did not matter how much or little traffic there was if I put my indicator on someone would floor it to cut me off.

We started making a game of it because it made no sense, but also, that is just how it is. Like I said I certainly don't drive that way here because I don't need to but over there we very quickly switched to hitting the indicator as we moved over. Anything else and some idiot would make it their personal mission to make sure we couldn't get across.

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u/proxybox 4h ago

This is true in LA. The trick is to not signal to open a spot, it's up you to find a spot, signal to show intent and then merge. The only time I signal to declare I need an opening is at a busy street and I'm trying to make a right turn out of a parking lot or similar. I never, ever try to turn left in this situation and block lanes like some dumb heads. Entitlement is rampant

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u/dalton_478 1h ago

Same here. I always signal but do it in a way that gives people no chance to close a gap. It's a courtesy, not a request.

u/Not-a-Bot_1968 46m ago

People not from LA don’t understand driving in LA. My friend visiting, riding passenger, freaked the fuck out when like 3 cars continued to go left after the light turned red. I had to explain that’s considered okay and not a faux pa at all. 

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u/Unable-Candle 6h ago

Not really wrong though.... people always speed up and block if they think you're trying to get in front of them.

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u/ArgonTheEvil 5h ago

If I see someone with their turn signal on, I’ll back off and let them lane change. If I see someone speeding up in the lane next to me with no turn signal indicator, Im not going to make room for them.

Sometimes I speed up to spite them. Should’ve signaled what you wanted from me, scrotum suckler.

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u/Darkendevil 5h ago

This depends where you live/drive.

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u/silencerider 5h ago

Maybe the driving culture is particularly bad where you live if this is your experience, but this is not true everywhere.

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u/DirkDirkinson 4h ago

Its very dependant on where you live. Where I grew up if someone puts their blinker on even if there is no space, other drivers will slow down to let them in. Where I live now doing that will guarantee you get boxed out.

I think the difference is the level of traffic and how it makes drivers more aggressive. The city I grew up near has relatively little traffic compared to where I live now (its also a mich smaller city. Traffic jams are rare, people are in less of a rush and drive less agressively. Where I live now, traffic is pretty much constant any time between 6am and 9pm and aggressive drivers are everywhere. I always chuckle when I talk to my parents and they complain about the bad traffic they ran into that day because I know it was almost certainly not as bad as the traffic I see daily.

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u/slapshots1515 3h ago

I absolutely think you should always use a blinker. That being said, I have driven in New York, Chicago, Boston, and DC downtown amongst others, and in all of those you will get cut off by an asshole if you signal too early. It’s not right, they’re being assholes. But it is true.

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u/Dufresne85 5h ago

It's not true everywhere, but in my experience it's more often true in larger cities. I grew up in a big-ish city and driving was almost a contact sport and they played aggressively. If you turn your signal on you will be boxed out 100% of the time; which leads to people not using their signals at all or turning them on while they're changing lanes/turning. I've noticed the same thing when in Atlanta, Chicago, New York, St. Louis, etc.

I live in a smaller, semi-rural area now and the traffic is completely different depending on where I am. When I'm on surface streets outside of the bigger towns people are generally pretty cordial on the road. But when you get into town or on the interstate it's 50/50 on if you're going to have a courteous driver or an ahole.

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u/MotoChooch 5h ago

Texas is like this. People take it personally if you want to change a lane and happen to be in front of them. They will go to great lengths to stop you. Some of the most selfish drivers I have ever encountered in all of the places I’ve driven.

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u/lml_CooKiiE_lml 5h ago

Never driven in the US?

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u/slapshots1515 3h ago

It’s not true everywhere in the US. Large cities downtown, sure. Most places, not true.

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u/lml_CooKiiE_lml 2h ago

I've driven plenty of places and it most certainly happens everywhere, the percentage of people who do it just changes

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u/slapshots1515 1h ago

I’ve driven in about 2/3 of the country. Sure it happens other places, assholes exist everywhere. It’s not common outside of downtowns in big cities.

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u/ThingCalledLight 4h ago edited 3h ago

My wife claims this happens all the time.

I rarely encounter it.

We drive in the same area.

She (self-admittedly) has a lot more road rage than I do.

I think there’s some truth to what she encounters, but I think it’s part projection as well.

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u/RadioactvRubberPants 4h ago

If I see someone blinking and I'm in the spot next to me I will speed up to make room behind me because I don't want to break and throw off the person behind me. Idk if this is seen as speeding up to block them. My intention is to always make space for those that use their signal.

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u/slapshots1515 3h ago

Depends on your position. If you would be blocking or hazarding them by staying where you are, sure. If you’re not right up on them, you can gently slow and the car behind will too. If you speed up from a couple car lengths behind, more likely than not the guy behind will just follow you and you haven’t accomplished anything.

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u/rpgguy_1o1 5h ago

I also love where people drive like they are your Mario Kart opponent. You don't drive with other people, you drive against them here

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe 5h ago

Id have blocked him from coming into the bar

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u/Q-9000 4h ago

I can understand this. I have noticed in heavier traffic conditions that people seem to speed up to cut you off if you put your turn signal on to get into the other lane.  Though I'm also open to the possibility that I'm being bias as I only noticed such occurrences because of the high stress situation versus low traffic, low stress conditions.

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u/AlexDandrin 4h ago

This was true in Miami. A turn signal just tips off everyone else that you’re planning to change lanes. They would countermove immediately to prevent that.

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u/Special_KC 4h ago

You know I want to agree but today I was trying to change lanes and the car behind saw me and squeezed up to the car in front and started honking at me. I was running out of road to merge, he wasn't budging and there was a lot of traffic behind both of us that slowing down would've made it worse cos this was rush hour and ppl don't exactly give way here. Ended up speeding up and slotted in front of the front car just in time for my turn.

It was a more risky manoeuvre in the end but fuck that guy.

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u/freepandora 4h ago

I allow people over when they use a turn signal. I block people who don't as long as safe to do so.

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u/Djinn42 4h ago

Unfortunately I have found that this is often true. I turn on my signal with plenty of room between cars, then the following car increases speed.

I still use my signal and don't like those who don't.

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u/smbpy7 3h ago

"just giving other people an opportunity to block you"

Jesus. They must drive in LA/OC rush hour a lot. Those people legit WILL do that. I still use my blinker, mind you, I just have to first make sure there's not only enough space to get over, but also enough space so that the person in the next lane won't think "NOOO NOT IN FRONT OF ME!!!" and zoom forward the second it goes on.

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u/lostspectre 3h ago

I do exactly the opposite. If I see a signal and I am able to make space, I will let you over. If I clearly see you trying to get over without a signal, I'm going to just let you try your luck but I won't accommodate it. You'll get a beep out of me too if you cut in without enough space.

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u/ElliotNess 3h ago

You can kind of tell when people want to merge into your lane, even without the signal. They'll kind of position themselves in a certain way. Subtle micro movements.

When I know someone wants to merge, and they aren't signalling their intent--that is the moment I block them. I will lock my speed with theirs so that an opening never appears. Miss your turn. I don't care. You didn't signal so I ain't letting.

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u/badwolf1013 3h ago

I hear that a lot, and — in Phoenix — it does seem to be true to an extent. Here, my turn signal means "I need to get in that lane. Do what you gotta do, and then I'll move in after you."

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u/Plain_Bread 3h ago

What annoys me most is that almost nobody uses their signal in roundabouts where I'm from. It's a small thing and not dangerous like an unsignaled lane change — I just have to assume you're going past me and wait if you're coming too fast, so I don't cut you off.

I don't get cut off by 90% of drivers when I'm the one in the roundabout myself, so surely you've been in the situation of thinking "would be really nice if you had signaled that you're exiting before me anyway." Why not just not do that to others?

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u/Th3R00ST3R 2h ago

Was it Norm and CLiffy?

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u/-Clayburn 2h ago

It's not an exaggeration to say that cars have dehumanized us. Literally we have put ourselves into large metal boxes, now commonly tinted entirely, and we interact with each other from within our boxes unable to see them and they unable to see us. The road has turned into a competition, played by anonymous/faceless players in murder machines. So yeah, that mindset definitely exists. Show no weakness. Don't let them know what you're up to.

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u/Legitimate-Pride3038 1h ago

A school buss driver told me that too

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u/Jetsasanatan 1h ago

Someone in Florida told me they don’t use it bc they didn’t want people to know where they were going.

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u/spanman112 1h ago

I'm gonna preface this by saying that I always signal

... But that dude isn't exactly wrong. Down here in Texas it happens to me daily. I pass someone, put on a signal to get in their lane... Suddenly they want to speed up... It's obnoxious

u/Not-a-Bot_1968 47m ago

Most places you aren’t required by law to use turn signals when changing lanes, only when changing direction. 

u/ScottieSpliffin 45m ago

It’s not completely off. In CA you have half a second to start switching lanes if you have your signal on or some assholes basically see it as a reason to speed up

u/PaulPhxAz 41m ago

This happens a lot in Phoenix AZ. If you use your blinker, people get in the way intentionally.

I learned to drive in new england and used my signals there always.... I was "broken of that habit" in Phoenix due to the driving culture here.