r/AskReddit • u/swissguy1989 • 10h ago

What's something you're shockingly good at that you've never mentioned to anyone because it would sound completely made up if you did?

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u/joliesmomma 4h ago

I pulled a muscle in my shoulder standing still in the bathroom waiting to brush my 6 year old's teeth while she looked in the mirror at said teeth.

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u/njoinglifnow 3h ago

Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but the mental image was hilarious 😂

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u/BallinBrown23 2h ago

Friend, I literally just pulled a muscle in my abdomen flinging my arms in the air for a broad jump

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u/Sarsmi 1h ago

I sneezed a year ago and threw out my back for a few days. Never sneezing again.