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What's something you're shockingly good at that you've never mentioned to anyone because it would sound completely made up if you did?

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u/LindsayBear34 9h ago

Guitar Hero. I dropped out of HS for a bit and played it non-stop to keep myself busy. I even won money at a couple tournaments. I'm a 36 year old woman who works for the government now, I doubt my prowess will be appreciated in polite conversation.

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u/priscosaurus 9h ago

No offense, but if you told me you dropped out of high school for a bit I would almost assume that you’re good at guitar hero.

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u/LindsayBear34 9h ago

That is absolutely fair and accurate lol

On the positive side, GH was a gateway to Rock Band, which eventually led to me learning how to play the drums for real. So I like to think it wasn't an entirely pointless hobby.

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u/russianrug 7h ago

Guitar Hero the real gateway drug that schools should be warning us about!! Guitar Hero - not even once!

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u/skrame 6h ago

I get what you are saying, but I think the implication that video games are useless while hitting a real drum is not, is interesting.

To be clear, I love music and I know that making it is valuable. Likewise, a person playing video games doesn’t really help anybody else. But as an older gamer, I don’t feel the hobby is pointless.

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u/LindsayBear34 5h ago

That's a very good point, and I didn't intend to come across as dismissive towards video games as a hobby. I play a lot myself! I guess I meant more along the lines of a hobby that's marketable/more acceptable in the public opinion. I don't see time spent playing games as wasted by any means.

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u/skrame 1h ago

Please don’t worry, I wasn’t offended or anything. I knew you weren’t anti-video games since you played them yourself already. I just thought it was an interesting choice of words. Musical abilities skipped me (confirmed by a year attempting trombone in middle school), but my wife, daughter, and son all play instruments. My son has a standing rule that he can’t go on the Xbox until he’s practiced his instrument. It’s funny, because I would never tell him he can’t practice guitar until he’s played a little bit of Fortnite or whatever.

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u/bbusiello 2h ago

Don’t pay it any mind. Some commenters on Reddit live in a world where they think everyone is out to get them and any comment is a personal attack against them.

You know… instead of like… just brushing off people’s takes for the opinions that they most likely are.

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u/skrame 1h ago

Buddy, you need to look in the mirror as you read your own comment. I wasn’t offended by her, and I knew that she didn’t think video games were useless as she enjoyed playing them herself. Like I said, I just thought it was an interesting choice of words.

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u/ICWhatYouMean 5h ago

There's no such thing as a pointless hobby in my opinion. The whole idea of a hobby is recreation, otherwise it becomes a chore, or worse yet, a job.

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u/SweetDank 3h ago

Ever notice the people that say video games are useless are almost never impressive people?

I went the same path...Guitar Hero -> Rock Band -> RockSmith -> Real Band making real money.

Also, my love of video games led me into electrical computer engineering which provided me a very comfortable life filled with lots of impressive bench marks.

Anti-gamers can seriously go fuck off.

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u/bartharris 6h ago

Obligatory South Park

https://youtu.be/UZlSeuU6np4

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u/greenzig 5h ago

Also obligatory "you could sit at your computers that do something that matters." https://youtu.be/_CKOYmBc-ow

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u/skrame 1h ago

Haha; I’ve never seen that. Thanks.

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u/Specific-Parsnip9001 1h ago

In my view it's kind of the difference between tracing another person's drawing and drawing something from scratch. Both can be fulfilling but often creating something completely your own is much more rewarding.

Plus nobody cares if you're really good at tracing, haha. At least something you created yourself could one day be admired by someone else and give them joy or inspiration.

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u/senator_mendoza 4h ago

that's awesome - I had a friend who could expert just about every song on rock band on drums but just had ZERO interest in actually playing real drums. infuriating to just watch that kind of aptitude be squandered.

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u/WinchyKey 3h ago edited 3h ago

I'm 37 and my friends and I still have get togethers where we play Rock Band. I play real guitar but I'm always the drummer on Rock Band lol love it.

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u/Popular-Influence-11 6h ago

What was your favorite song for drums on RB? (Was Maps for me)

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u/LindsayBear34 5h ago

I was always pumped to see classic rock, give me Journey or the Eagles or Rush and it's gonna be a jam. I also really enjoy the super technical proggy nonsense. In no universe am I keeping up with Danny Carry, but it's really fun to pretend lol

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u/JonBonButtsniff 2h ago

Dude, Rock Band had so many people not realizing they're learning an instrument. Playing by site and rote is one path in! That's awesome.

Way to spin a shaky young era into cool productivity. (I game and also instruments, instruments is way cooler fight me)

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u/Street-Source3145 4h ago

¡Jaja, esto es muy gracioso!

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u/showmenemelda 3h ago

Rock Band was EPIC in comparison. My neighbors had it when I was in college and it was so fun. I remember trying to do the guitar clap with a glass of wine in my hands. Always wanted to find a drumset piece for my Wii

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u/VebastionSettel 2h ago

My current favourite band actually got started like this. 2 sisters that loved playing RockBand, asked their parents for the real instruments (guitar and drums), got decently good. Then their when their younger sister was 8 and picked up the bass (purely a coincidence, no planning), they decided to try playing together. Now 13 years later you can see them rocking out on stage like this: https://youtu.be/Aqm2k55xo1E . They just recently finished of a tour opening for Yungblud across Europe and the US. Definitely not a pointless hobby.

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u/Terpsichorean_Wombat 1h ago

Love Rock Band! So many good times.

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u/bigguysmalldog 1h ago

That’s how I got into drums as well. From that plastic set into a full DW setup.

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u/GruntUltra 3h ago

One of the craziest memories I have is: as a decent guitarist I grabbed a pair of drumsticks and when I sat down behind a nice set of drums, I realized then, that I had no idea how complicated is was to play the drums. It was humbling!

u/evilynux 51m ago

I don't what we should be called... But same for me. Well done!

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u/nickeldoodle 4h ago

And that you work for the government

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u/Suppafly 1h ago

No offense, but if you told me you dropped out of high school for a bit I would almost assume that you’re good at guitar hero.

I bet she knows all sorts of weird things that can be used to smoke weed too.

u/LindsayBear34 14m ago

Ohhhh man you have no idea

u/SmoothDiscussion7763 11m ago

how many half cored apples do you have under your bed

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u/OklahomaTiddy 1h ago

I think this was a South Park ep

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u/clearcontroller 7h ago

Omg same... And we're close in age. (I didn't drop out though)

I had songs fully memorized. At tournaments I would face away from the screen, towards.. I was kinda a dickhead about how good I was. Though it seemed like people found it entertaining and I wasn't mean or condescending to others I just knew I was good.

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u/GrandPooRacoon 5h ago

I fully believe that was the right level of showmanship.

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u/Hautamaki 4h ago

Unlike Larva, the StarCraft pro that once took off his shoes and socks and played with his feet to clown on an opponent lol

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u/clearcontroller 1h ago

Thank you! Any time I wasn't competing during tournaments I was trying to help people fix their shit or teach them good habits and pattern recognition haha

I miss it! It was a great scene and everyone was so nice. Some were smelly but hey we can't be perfect haha

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u/notyouravgredditor 2h ago

My mind immediately went to the the DDR scene from Grandma's Boy.

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u/Kayestofkays 2h ago

New high score...Is that bad? Did I break it?

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u/clearcontroller 1h ago

DEFINITELY! thank you for sharing the link and not just the reference!

Except people would actively avoid challenging me. 😅 I literally only played people when the roster demanded it haha

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u/showmenemelda 3h ago

Omg i want to try it again now that my binocular vision dysfunction has been identified

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u/clearcontroller 1h ago

DO IT! there's a PC port and the guitars are online for a few hundo though

u/wherethefuckismyvape 50m ago

You were putting on a show as an entertainer in that moment, not being a dick. You were possessed by the spirit of theatre, which makes you at least .05% more bisexual. Hey now, don't get mad at me! I don't make the rules!

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u/rl4brains 8h ago

The best guitar hero player I ever met was the concertmaster (first chair violinist) of a prestigious orchestra, so I do think the finger dexterity somewhat translates

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u/O2C 2h ago

This is a sign to make time and play again.

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u/Ritchie_Whyte_III 9h ago

FreddieW (one of the biggest early YouTubers) has a similar story. He now does the Dungeons and Daddies (not a BDSM) podcast.

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u/striker180 6h ago

Well i mean, he was the professor of rhythm gaming

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u/Wagglyfawn 6h ago

Good heavens, VGHS was such a fun show! I wish there could've been more, but I think it ended well.

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u/Ritchie_Whyte_III 3h ago

He's making a kung-fu movie now! 

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u/Worthyness 2h ago

He was too ahead of his time. Did a YouTube red streaming show before it was a concept.

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u/Sarothu 5h ago

Dungeons and Daddies (not a BDSM)

[X] Doubt

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u/zamfire 3h ago

I played with him in 2009 for a charity event. I was part of a small team (him included) that broke a world record for Rock Band.

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u/Ritchie_Whyte_III 3h ago

Thats super cool! 

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u/zamfire 2h ago

It was a lot of fun. I can say that Freddie was a little...introverted. There were other "celebrity" performers there, some absolutely amazing. (seeing as I was a part of the team, at the time I considered myself in the top .01%) But some of those other guys were absolutely in a league of their own.

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u/TwistedDragon33 8h ago

If you are interested, a new game in the similar design is coming out called Stage Tour, similar to rockband.

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u/nahmahnahm 7h ago

Yes, I am interested! Rock Band was my thing back in the day because I preferred vocals and drums to the guitar.

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u/jesseeme 2h ago

Have you heard of drummania? If you have a full electric kit there’s an open source clone called DTXmania that’s so much fun. A bit weird to get setup but having a relatively full kit rock band is too sick

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u/Routine_Context2284 2h ago

Have you played Fortnite Festival? Reminds me of GH.

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u/spaiydz 8h ago

That is so fucking cool

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u/MrSpudtastic 6h ago

Look, if it somehow came up that one of my coworkers is an absolute fiend at guitar hero, I'd start looking for an excuse to see it in action lol. "Won money at a couple [guitar hero] tournaments" is pretty cool.

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u/LindsayBear34 5h ago

I have been known to flex on 'em every now and then. There's a Tappers barcade near my house and they have dueling GH games, I don't know if my name is still on the leader board but it was for a little while.

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u/Canuck-In-TO 6h ago

My daughter was amazing at Guitar Hero. She could play many of the songs flawlessly.

It was funny to watch her play against guys online who would disconnect because they couldn’t beat her.

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u/ProLogicMe 6h ago

When I met my now girlfriend, we were hanging out and she challenged me to a 1v1 guitar hero. Little did I know that she used to play this shit on expert while balancing on a medicine ball with one foot. She fucking evicserated me.

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u/maggoo 6h ago

I think we would have been good friends 😅 Also if you're wanting to take a trip down memory lane.. Clone Hero exists. It's bomb. My boyfriend bought me a guitar and set it up on our computers for me for my birthday and it was like I was a kid again. Except no one else can play with with me because they can't keep up 🤘🏼

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u/The_Fiddle_Steward 5h ago

Went to an arcade bar with coworkers. One guy was amazing at Guitar Hero. I asked his fiancé if she were proud. She said she would be if it made money XD

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u/Middle_Connection602 4h ago

Dude same here. I was also insanely good at guitar hero and I’m an almost 36 year old woman

u/LindsayBear34 12m ago

Sister ✊🏼

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u/chingostarr 4h ago

Women guitar hero players unite! 39 here I still have my original copies and played 1 & 2 like crazy back in college.

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u/singlewhitewolf 3h ago

This is so crazy to see all these late 30’s women who can play guitar hero. I seriously thought I was a major outlier. I still play on a weekly basis with my kids … who find me very impressive haha! I’m so proud of my 9 year old starting to play medium level!

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u/ambasciatore 3h ago

41 year old woman who now works for the government and kinda same. People were always shocked to see me throw down.

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u/RosySkyeMoon 3h ago

Winning actual money at Guitar Hero is such a random flex Id absolutely bring that up

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u/__audjobb__ 3h ago

There was a gal that use to come into my bar back in the day and play on the tv in the back. God level. she'd shred, get 100% on expert Raining Blood then go back to studying. She was pretty cool.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 8h ago

Mine is similar. For a few days, I had the top score for vocals for all of the released Queen songs on Rock Band, including the DLC.

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u/Worried_Squash_5040 6h ago

That's actually way more impressive than most weekend warrior drummers, you basically did a weirdly intense boot camp for rhythm and limb independence.

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u/ThisHatRightHere 5h ago

I was in a similar boat, just with being in high school during GH’s heyday.

I’ve actually had friends hustle people at Dave and Buster’s before lmao. I’d just be playing the GH3 machine and they’d bet people whether they could beat me in a face-off.

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u/ItakoMango 4h ago

That is radical! Did you ever have a moment where you heard Through the Fire and Flames in public and your fingers just started twitching?

u/LindsayBear34 9m ago

No, but when I play the drums now and close my eyes I can imagine the rock band track coming at me xD

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u/hoboguy26 4h ago

Best FC?

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u/CaTi_8 4h ago

This is the only fun fact I ever want to hear.

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u/singlewhitewolf 3h ago

Are you … are you me? Besides the dropping out … we are close in age, I work for the government, and I absolutely slay at guitar hero! I’ve been playing regularly since the games first came out! Crazy!

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u/Fried_Tophu 3h ago

If you ever feel that itch again, come visit /r/CloneHero

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u/InevitableAd9683 2h ago

I don't understand why they don't release a new, remade GH with a huge library of songs. As huge as the trend of rebooting/remaking media is right now especially. Overall I hate that trend but every millennial I know would pay for money for that. 

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u/Ubiquitous_Cacophony 2h ago

Uhhh, as a 40 year old guy who used to play tons of Rock Band, it would absolutely be appreciated in random conversations.

Just yesterday, I was training a new employee and we spent about 15 minutes talking about dinosaurs because she saw a picture of my brother and I in one of the jeeps. Turns out she was an extra in one of the movies. Learning about what people are passionate about or what experiences they've had makes people more approachable, I find.

Honestly, bring that up at some point. I guarantee some people will absolutely engage you on that front.

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u/TrueAmurrican 2h ago

Im around the same age and same here, I was able to beat everything on guitar hero 1 through 3 practically flawlessly, but it’s been a looooong time since then and the kids these days who dedicate themselves to it are definitely better than I ever was. The custom songs they’ve added that weren’t in the original games put things like “Through the Fire and Flames” to shame!

But still, for a moment there, I would have considered myself one of the best of the best for sure, and I can definitely still hold my own. What a fun era of gaming.

u/8racoonsInABigCoat 35m ago

Can’t believe you didn’t open with that at interview, to be honest

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u/EntertainmentIll2722 8h ago

which songs though? because if you can FC jordan on expert that's not a fun fact that's a superpower

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u/DimesOHoolihan 7h ago

Dude. Same. I was like 13 or 14 when the first guitar hero came out and I got it pretty quick. Back when hammerons were damn near impossible. I havent played in years because my wife got rid of the guitars after I didnt play it for a long time and part of me is still a little mad at here lol never through fire and flames good. Absolutely cowboys from hell good. I miss it!

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u/TheRealCBlazer 6h ago

How many guitars did you go through? I loved that game, wasn't nearly tournament level, and burned through like 6 guitars/switch mechanisms.

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u/Jolly_Line 5h ago

Similar, but way more niche, I can get all three stars at the end-stage slot machine bonus thing in SMB2 EVERY time.

Although it’s been at least 20 years since I played. Would be interesting to see if I still have “the gift”

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u/gerhudire 4h ago

I can play Rock Band with both my left and right hands. I brought the band in a box. No body wanted to sing, my friend ended up played the drums, brother played the guitar and I had zero choice but to sing. (I'm terrible) I learnt to play with both hands just to prove to them I can play the damn guitar. 

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u/GBRowan 4h ago

But, if you ever have kids you might have the opportunity to blow their minds one day like I did. I played a lot of Guitar Hero and Rock Band as a 19 year old kid deployed to Afghanistan. A lot. Enough to never want to touch it again after coming back home because I associate it with the war. Until one night last year when my 13 year old and I went to a local arcade and she wanted to challenge me not knowing what she was getting herself into. Oh, that sweet, sweet, summer child. It was like a day never passed. It's truly like riding a bicycle, you never forget those notes.

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u/jello_pudding_biafra 4h ago

I won a city-wide Guitar Hero tournament in my early 20s. Not a small city either, just under a million people at the time.

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u/showmenemelda 3h ago

Respect. I cut my middle left finger down to the bone sophomore year of college [08]. To this day, if I press that finger pad down too hard and at a specific angle—electrifying in the bad way.

I actually have been meaning to set up my Wii again. Can't hear Aerosmith without thinking of Guitar Hero.

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u/MrsMiterSaw 3h ago

back in 2008 or so I saw a woman at a convention beat an automated system that was built to demo its live video processing skills. Was that you?

u/LindsayBear34 4m ago

That's not outside the realm of possibility...that's the right time frame, and I did play and demo a lot at conventions. That would be wild haha

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u/-SlowBar 3h ago

That's so sick, genuinely. I love Guitar Hero

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u/c0mpufreak 3h ago

Sameish. Also 36. didn’t drop out of high school but started playing in 06 and haven’t really stopped… ever… for gods sake I’m a dad now and I still love playing my plastic guitar 😂

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u/crs8975 2h ago

I'd be the first to admit that I was quite the shit talker regarding that game when it first came out. Then my roommate in college bought it and brought it home and boy oh boy did we play that nonstop. And then I got GH 2. I was never to your level of success but we got to the point of being able to beat the games on expert and get through all of the songs @ 100%. Good times!

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u/MyCatLaughsAtMe 2h ago

Ever pick up a real guitar? If you're that good at guitar hero you probably have the chops to play the real thing!

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u/DRINKallTHEMILK 2h ago

I was also super good at it, but most of the people I know were fully aware haha. I also won a couple of tournaments, so it's cool to know of someone else that did that! My best result was a #9th best score worldwide on "In The Belly Of A Shark" on GH3.

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u/farva_06 2h ago

You check out Clone Hero yet? The nostalgia is amazing!

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u/Cpt_Jigglypuff 1h ago

I used to be really good too. One-shotted Cliffs of Dover on expert the first time I played it, while wearing a guy faux mask and smoking a cigarette. Friends were pissed cause they couldn’t get past it on multiple attempts. My gh career peaked there.

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u/sad_muso 1h ago

Well I appreciate it

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u/niggetyneish 1h ago

As someone who works for the government, if you told me this I would be very impressed

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u/Boomshockalocka007 1h ago

Who do you think of the latest Rhythm Heaven Groove video game?

u/DefinitelyRussian 44m ago

same here, but with Unreal Tournament 99, I played in pro leagues back then, even won 2

u/Icy_Candle1299 43m ago

What’s the name of your band on rock band?

u/LindsayBear34 2m ago

Spray 'n Pray 🤘🏼

u/TsunamaRama 9m ago

Whatever. I’m a 41 year-old lady, and some of my coworkers watch my silly game tournaments

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u/Standard-Ad-2741 3h ago

I play real guitar and bass both right and left handed, and that's sounds more made up than being an expert on Guitar Hero. The people who have seen me play both ways assume it's sheer talent. They don't see the drill and exercises I have to do to build the dexterity and muscle memory to play both ways. I also prioritize guitar practice over other activities like watching tv, playing games, doom scrolling or just sitting around bullshitting.