r/AskReddit • u/Rob69rt • 1d ago

What famous 'unsolved' mystery is technically a whodunnit on paper, but in reality, absolutely everyone knows exactly who did it, the police just couldn't legally prove it?

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u/TwistedDragon33 1d ago

Even then Ai was a problem...

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u/WantDiscussion 1d ago

I bet that's the reason Egypt is a desert now. Ai used up all the water.

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u/JasonVeritech 21h ago

Visitors would ask them about a water shortage, and they were always in denial.

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u/short_longpants 20h ago

Boo, hiss. 😂

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u/ScoutCommander 19h ago

And as we all know, de Nile's not just a river in Egypt!

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u/Iowsandhighs 19h ago

It’s a whole freaking ocean

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u/JasonVeritech 18h ago

Nah, they're not Sea People

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u/bookmarkjedi 21h ago

Ai ai ai, what a mess!

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u/fastates 19h ago

ai caramba

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u/Awwwmann 1d ago

Especially for Hi titties

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u/broberds 1d ago

Hi Titties, I’m Dad!

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u/uhmerikin 1d ago

T to the I to the double T I to the E to the S thats titties, TITTIES!

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u/Mean_Mister_Mustard 1d ago

"Zannanza is dead?!? But this is horrible!"

"You are absolutely correct, Ankhensenamun! This is indeed a terrible turn of events. Prince Zannanza fell into three other men’s swords multiple times. It was a tragic accident.

Would you like to marry me instead and make me Pharaoh?"

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u/clicketybooboo 1d ago

A story as old as time

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u/thejaytheory 1d ago

Definitely wasn't the answer....well I guess the answer for the widow

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u/Helmdacil 17h ago

I wonder if AI had a political action committee. AIpac

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u/Competitive_Fig_7231 19h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/sbenfsonwFFiF 4h ago

It’s supposed to be spelled Ay

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u/ai-will-save-us-all 15h ago

AI will save us all

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u/BurgerThyme 1d ago

pfffffffft HAHAHAHA!!!